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Yesterday, a co-worker came into my office, planted a document on my desk, leaned over and began explaining it to me. What she didn't realize was that by leaning over, her loose blouse fell open and Hootchie Mama, I saw some things that only her husband and her doctor were entitled to see.It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. I couldn't look away. I stood up but then I could see even farther down to the tattoos on her stomach.What should I have done? Should I have said something?

There's no helping you. This site is now just a diversion -- like a train wreck. This site is inherently for and about raving egomaniacs, and Jim's site policies -- which amount to excluding reality and actual dialogue in favor of political/militaristic pornography -- is conducive to cognitive dissonance, which at the times your worldview is threatened leads you into psychotic breaks (on the political cognitive plane, that is, and just maybe in other realms too). Not to mention that your baseline politics is based in mythology about American demographics, science, economics, ethics etc. You spoonfeed each other in the...

CHEYENNE, Wyoming (AP) -- Fans of "Brokeback Mountain" don't seem to care the movie was actually filmed in Canada. They want the Wyoming experience. The Wyoming Business Council's travel and tourism department has received hundreds of calls asking about scenery in the movie, which is based on Pulitzer Prize-winner Annie Proulx's short story about two gay Wyoming cowboys. "When we tell them it was shot in Canada, they're still interested in Wyoming," said Michell Howard, manager of the council's film, arts and entertainment office. "They don't hang up and call Alberta. They're intrigued in the story." Wyoming Business Council spokesman...

You know you've been FReeping too much when you have dreams about what topics to post. I had a dream about starting a post about ranking the best Batman cars, thinking there were a ton to choose from. Then, during my awake stage, I remembered this and realized that there were really only three to choose from (TV Series, Michael Kenton's Batman and the recent Batman Begins version). So, I've decided to expand to the topic to include any car in TV/Movies. I think this topic may have been done early in the year, but hey, it's Monday.

IT'S a bird, it's a plane — it's superbulge! "Superman Returns" star Brandon Routh is supposedly giving the suits at Warner Brothers fits because of his prodigious package of masculinity. The 26-year-old beefcake's extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production. "It's a major issue for the studio," a "Superman Returns" production source fretted to the London Sun. "Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."

With Santa's help, I have taken the liberty to set up a freeper gift exchange. I put all the names into Blurblogger's 10 gallon hat and drew the names out. (No worries, I disenfected the hat first!). Of course, being Pissant, I decided that I would also provide a gift purchase recommendation, knowing how all the freepers are having trouble even selecting that gift for Aunt Mildred. All freepers were included, but I am only providing a sample below: FROM........................TO............................PA RECOMENDS CedarDave...................Pissant.......................Case of Guiness Paula B.........................MaximusofTexas.......Used nylons Laney............................JoeSixPack1.............Framed"Glamour shot" DashingDasher...............Skooz.......................Gift cert. for Dasher's Dungeon Owl Eagle......................JRBikerChick...........The Best of U2 Tijeras...

As young boys we develop crushes on anything - teachers, movie stars and yes, even cartoon characters. Who did you have a crush on growing up? (P.S. The animators drew them that way for a reason, fellers!)