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SUPER-STUD FACES A SHRINKING
NY Post ^
| 12/15/2005
| Page Six
Posted on 12/15/2005 9:57:46 AM PST by Callahan
IT'S a bird, it's a plane — it's superbulge! "Superman Returns" star Brandon Routh is supposedly giving the suits at Warner Brothers fits because of his prodigious package of masculinity. The 26-year-old beefcake's extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production.
"It's a major issue for the studio," a "Superman Returns" production source fretted to the London Sun. "Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."
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A homo-erotic Superman. Just what the kids needs to help them forget that "offensive" Christian symobolism in Chronicles of Narnia.
Friggin' Hollywood.
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posted on
12/15/2005 9:57:48 AM PST
by
Callahan
To: Callahan
Can you say "publicity stunt?"
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posted on
12/15/2005 9:58:49 AM PST
by
wizardoz
To: Callahan
It's a bird, it's a plane, not it's Superman's package!
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posted on
12/15/2005 9:59:16 AM PST
by
pikachu
(That which does not kill me just makes me grumpy!)
To: Callahan
Somewhere, George Costanza weeps........
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posted on
12/15/2005 9:59:18 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Green bean casserole is a culinary curse upon mankind.)
To: Callahan
Sounds like they are trying to de-homo-eroticize Superman.
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posted on
12/15/2005 9:59:27 AM PST
by
GSWarrior
To: Callahan
Anjolina Jolie may divorce Brad Pitt when she reads this.
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posted on
12/15/2005 9:59:49 AM PST
by
RTINSC
(Being Offended is the Natural Consequence of Leaving Your Home...)
To: Callahan
Just make Babs Streisand the co-star, problem solved.
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posted on
12/15/2005 9:59:54 AM PST
by
ladtx
("It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it." -- -- General Douglas MacArthur)
To: Callahan
sheesh...who does this guy got doing his PR? the fab five?
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:00:03 AM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(Pray for the troops [all the troops here and abroad]: Success....and nothing less!!)
To: Callahan
Don't go to see the movie, go to see his BULGE!
Why do you think we call it "Hollyweird"?
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:00:08 AM PST
by
manwiththehands
("Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas" - Glenn Beck (And Merry Christmas!) (... and "Happy Holidays!"))
To: Callahan
To: Callahan
This is considered a 'distracting bulge'??
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:01:07 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: Callahan
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:01:16 AM PST
by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
To: Rebelbase
Yeah... Algore has competition.
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:01:24 AM PST
by
johnny7
(“Check out the big brain on Brett!”)
To: Callahan
Didn't the Rats try to "package" Al Gore's package in some pics from 2000?
To: wizardoz
To: GSWarrior
If you read the whole item, the director of Superman Returns, Bryan Singer, is known for his casting couch antics with young male actors.
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:02:41 AM PST
by
Callahan
To: Rebelbase
Somewhere, George Costanza weeps........ That's it! They need more pool scenes for Superman. You know, shrinkage and all.
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:03:40 AM PST
by
GLDNGUN
To: Rebelbase; Cagey; Larry Lucido
The 26-year-old beefcake's extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production. Easiest solution: Have Superman swim in a pool.
That will give him instant shrinkage.
To: Callahan
18 posts without a Helen Thomas pic. I'm impressed.
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:06:11 AM PST
by
Millee
("Life is just one damned thing after another" - Elbert Hubbard)
To: Callahan
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"i was in the pool....i was in the pool !!"
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