Keyword: obamanobelvanity
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The American Historical Association has named President Barack H. Obama the “Father of Our Country” at its annual convention in New York. The title was formerly held by the first president of the United States, George Washington. Washington served as commander-in-chief of American forces in the Revolutionary War. After the war, he presided over the Philadelphia convention that drafted the United States Constitution in 1787 and he became the first president of the United States in 1789. Obama told reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he wasn't sure he had done enough to earn the title, or deserved...
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BHO will play James Bond in "A Rush to Kill"
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Do you miss those days in Little League when everyone received a trophy no matter how poorly you played? Now glory can be yours, for the Nobel Peace Prize is within reach of even the most incompetent fools. Just open a box of Cracker Jack.
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Obam creates world in 3 days, comlete with memories!
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President Barack Hussein Obama was named to replace the Holy Spirit in the Christian Trinity today in ceremonies in Oslo...
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Afternoon to be devoted to finding Atlantis, Lost Tribes of Israel, inventing perpetual motion machine.
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Today, in a stunning and historical move, the world's 1.5 billion Muslims denounced Mohammed as their prophet, claiming that a recently corrected typographical error in the Sunnah shows that the correct spelling of The Prophet(PBUH)is "Obama." In a message to the faithful, respected Muslim scholar Mullah Omar BPUH (Bombs Be Upon Him) said, "We have been incorrectly calling The Perfect Man "Mohammed" when his actual name is "Obama." In joyous celebration of this stunning revelation, Muslims in Gaza burned cars and stabbed suspected Jewish shopkeepers, Muslims in Karachi drove a schoolbus loaded with 2,000lbs of C-4 into a busy market...
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After a long competition with Ashy Larry, Obama wins with snake eyes!
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You walked into the party Like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf, it was apricot You had one eye on the mirror As you watched yourself gavotte And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner, and... You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain, you're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? Oh, you had me several years ago When I was still quite naive Well, you said that we made...
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In a conference call to the Pope, Ray Kurzweil, and Bill Gates, Obama humbly announced that he is the One we have been waiting for...and our long wait is over!He also mentioned that, as an alien/human hybrid, he was pleased to announced that extraterrestrials have been living among humans since the dawn of time and he, as their Supreme Leader, would now offer unimaginable technological advances and space travel to our primitive planet.Obama went on to abolish all religions except the worship of himself.
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Breaking news! Today the Nobel Price committee discovered children who watch President Obama for 4 hours every day on tv have 128% few cavities then children who don't.
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(Daytona Beach, Fl - 10/9/09) Declaring the season over and the chase a thing of the past, NASCAR has declared Barack Obama the winner of this years Sprint Cup. "We don't care other drivers have gone all season to get where they are. Obama is just too good to ignore and that Prius on the track is absolutely hot." "The fact that he simply imagined himself going faster was a significant contribution to his being awarded the Cup."
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However, driver and passengers must wear wool at all times!
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President Obama travels to Egypt today and parts Red Sea in his bid to lead his followers to the promised land. Barry Williams a Obama supporter was quoted today as saying: "Obama made that guy Moses look like a punk as he was able to part the Red Sea with no words." Yeah Moses was simply a poser with useless trick, said Williams. Shikeet King was also quoted as saying "With the parting of the waters, I no longer have to worry about feeding my 4 kids as they collected catfish and shrimp and if he can do this he...
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Wile E. Coyote sells stock in Acme Company, jumps off bridge without parachute ...
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Sheriff Andy Taylor unavailable for comment
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Long Long ago in a galaxy far away.... Barak Obama using his Jedi powers to destroy the Deathstar and save the planet Endor from the clutches of the evil Darth Limbaugh. Ewoks and SEIU members were seen to be dancing in the forest in celebration of the tremendous victory over the forces of the Right Side. In gratitude for his achievement Obama was given a big gold medal by leaders of the ACORN alliance. Michele Obama, who flew co-pilot did not receive an award because the alliance "Doesn't give medals to Wookies".
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- NFL Hall of Fame coach Tony Dungy calls out Kamala Harris' 'faith-based' abortion post
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- The Political Cost to Kamala Harris of Not Answering Direct Questions
- Manchin: Harris Says the Right Things, I’m Unsure if She’ll Do Them, ‘I Like a Lot of’ Trump’s Policies, But Won’t Back Him
- Hillary Clinton, Queen of Disinformation, Issues Two-Faced Call for Censorship
- Cuomo personally altered report that lowballed COVID nursing-home deaths, emails show – contradicting his claim to Congress
- Trump’s momentum and the Dems’ struggles are paving the way for a red wave in NY
- MAGA extremist Mark Robinson may drop out of governor race due to trans porn allegations
- VW ‘considers cutting 30,000 jobs’
- UN General Assembly Adopts Resolution Effectively Prohibiting Israeli Self-defense Against Terror
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