I spend a lot of time reading children's books these days. One of my daughter's favorites is the story of a fish who is ostracized until he learns to share. Another encourages wee ones to say "Excuse Me!" after they burp. I've yet to find a fable about a rich guy who buys his buddies, a U.S. Senate seat and, when he gets bored, bids on the Governor's Office. That book is being written. Goldman Sachs & The Seven Dwarfs, by Jon Corzine, should be released by Election Day, at the latest. It seems like only yesterday that Corzine, the...