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WHO cares if the Loch Ness monster is real, we now know the true identity of Mr. Six, the rubber-legged dancing old guy from the Six Flags amusement parks ads. He's really Danny Teeson, in his late 20s or early 30s and one of the stars of Bravo's "Queer Eye for the Straight Girl" the spin-off of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." The news was broken first on an Internet blog last week, pauldavidson.net, and confirmed to The Post by knowledgeable industry sources. It is understood that Teeson's ad campaign is over, but Six Flags officials have insisted that...

Say goodbye to that dancing creepshow named Mr. Six. Daniel Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins, is fixing to deep-six the strangeling octogenarian that for years now has served as the chief mascot and marketing engine for troubled Six Flags Inc. Snyder, who took control of the theme park operator earlier this week, is planning to rebrand the Oklahoma company so it better appeals to children and families, the New York Post reported. That means steering away from “thrill-seeking teenagers” and establishing partnerships with fast-food restaurants and cartoon studios, the Post said. Branding experts say the odd-looking Mr. Six —...