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  • 'World War 3 Is Really Stressing Me Out,' Woman Tells Girlfriends Over Brunch

    03/04/2025 7:45:36 AM PST · by ProtectOurFreedom · 17 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | February 28, 2022 | BabylonBee.com
    SEATTLE - Local woman Katie Chambers sat down to brunch with her friends at a popular vegan cafe in downtown Seattle where they gossiped about men, sex, and the land invasion of Ukraine by Russian forces. "World War 3 is really stressing me out," said Katie, literally shaking. "I have Pilates at 3, but if we all die in, like, a nuclear war or something, what does it even matter how toned my arms are?" Katie then broke down sobbing as her friends tried to comfort her. Experts say that of all the people around the world facing the war...
  • Tropicana Apologizes for Suggesting Mimosas Are the Answer to Pandemic Parenting

    12/19/2020 11:06:33 AM PST · by mylife · 54 replies
    nbcnewyork ^ | 12/18/2020 | Ronnie Koenig
    Tropicana orange juice is under fire after a cheeky ad campaign that suggested parents stash the ingredients for a mimosa in fridges around the house to take a break. The ad was found to be offensive by many social media users, including a sobriety group. The new ad campaign, which has since been shut down, was targeted at stressed out parents who've been home with their kids throughout the quarantine and asked them to #TakeAMimoment for themselves. But some commenters on Twitter were offended, pointing out that the idea of drinking in secret from your family is probably not the...