Posted on 03/04/2025 7:45:36 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
SEATTLE - Local woman Katie Chambers sat down to brunch with her friends at a popular vegan cafe in downtown Seattle where they gossiped about men, sex, and the land invasion of Ukraine by Russian forces.
"World War 3 is really stressing me out," said Katie, literally shaking. "I have Pilates at 3, but if we all die in, like, a nuclear war or something, what does it even matter how toned my arms are?" Katie then broke down sobbing as her friends tried to comfort her.
Experts say that of all the people around the world facing the war in Ukraine, wealthy single women may be affected more than anyone else. "The emotional and psychological damage being experienced by privileged white girls as they face their own mortality is catastrophic," said researcher Dr. Alvin Melbourne. "Someone needs to do something to help these poor women!"
According to sources, Katie Chambers then stood and toasted her friends with a glass of champagne. "I don't know what I'd do without you all," she said. "You are the best friends a girl could ask for!"
Sources say she began feeling better after their third round of mimosas.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
* Seattle
* men and sex
* the land invasion of Ukraine by Russian forces
* literally shaking
* Pilates
* toned arms
* wealthy single women hardest hit
* privileged white girls
* glass of champagne
* BFFs
* a third round of mimosas
Despite being the Bee,I have no reason to think this isn’t the absolute truth.
THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW!
-Women and minorities hardest hit.
“Stand with Ukraine” does seem to be a privileged white woman movement.
Seattle where women are silly women and the alpha males headed for the hills many moons ago.
Oh, The Bee almost got me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My engines of ridicule were revving up before it occurred to me to have a peek at the source!
That happens to the best of us. Always check. Always.
I got half way through this before I recognized the source.
I have a female relative who, just before Trump’s first term, was literally shaking as she was telling me how terrified she was about Trump winning the presidency.
So I can believe this even though it’s satire.
“My engines of ridicule were revving up...”
Happens to me all the time, often on just the headline. Then I forget to look at the source or read a line of the excerpt before I blow up.
We have a Freeper who likes to post “Semi-Satire” stuff, and I had to stop reading it...it made my blood pressure spike, too close to reality.
As is this!
Heh I KNOW!
The violent passion with which white liberal women hate Trump is to be seen to be believed.
The Ukies vs. the Poohskis isn’t the only war the DemonRATS are pimping.
The Illegal Alien Invaders vs. the American People.
The Sexual Deviant Trannies and the Governor of Maine vs. American Girls and American Women.
The Illegal Alien criminals vs. ICE, the Border Patrol and the National Guard.
The Vermont dirtbags vs. the Vice President, his wife and his children.
Cop killers vs. the cops.
Hammy terrorist “college students” vs. Jewish students.
Disgruntled Civil Service Workers vs. Tesla EVs and the Environment.
Black-robed, Feral “pipe bombs” vs. the American People
Criminals released on the streets vs. NYC subway passengers.
The DemonRATS’ “media” vs. THE TRUTH.
The DemonRATS are definitely the Party of Death.
Time to sign up for military service, hon!
To be fair I think privileged women off all colour are hard hit by this
So accurate. “Trump is killing us! Pass the avocado toast and did you see the new lash extensions?”
absolute truth
Seemed legitimate even from the Bee.
Not satire. Can’t be the Bee. Too much truth. Can’t be the mainstream media.
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