* Seattle
* men and sex
* the land invasion of Ukraine by Russian forces
* literally shaking
* Pilates
* toned arms
* wealthy single women hardest hit
* privileged white girls
* glass of champagne
* BFFs
* a third round of mimosas
Despite being the Bee,I have no reason to think this isn’t the absolute truth.
THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW!
-Women and minorities hardest hit.
“Stand with Ukraine” does seem to be a privileged white woman movement.
Seattle where women are silly women and the alpha males headed for the hills many moons ago.
Oh, The Bee almost got me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My engines of ridicule were revving up before it occurred to me to have a peek at the source!
I got half way through this before I recognized the source.
I have a female relative who, just before Trump’s first term, was literally shaking as she was telling me how terrified she was about Trump winning the presidency.
So I can believe this even though it’s satire.
The violent passion with which white liberal women hate Trump is to be seen to be believed.
Time to sign up for military service, hon!
So accurate. “Trump is killing us! Pass the avocado toast and did you see the new lash extensions?”
Not satire. Can’t be the Bee. Too much truth. Can’t be the mainstream media.