You have to love those red state folks: meaning, among others, us. Us Texans. Who else would auction off a deer rifle to raise money for a security fence at an intermediate school? Red state people would. Specifically – as is known all over the world, thanks to television and the Associated Press – the people of Lampasas County. The news came down just before Thanksgiving. Security concerns at Hanna Springs Intermediate School – a registered sex offender had been seen attempting conversation with one of the female students – prompted parents to see what might be done. At breakfast...