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  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-20-13 (Know-it-all Nadin pundificates: "Yup...the schism on DU is deepening")

    08/19/2013 10:29:13 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 40 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 20, 2013 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Time to catch up with our old friend, Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski (seen above, in action as interpid girl reporter Nadin Abbott, sniffing out yet another story). In today's episode, Nadin pundificates on the state of DUmmieland, here in this THREAD, "Yup...the schism on DU is deepening." This is an occasion, of course--as in all Nadin threads--for the all-knowing, condescending one to make herself look superior and sagacious. And then, when there's some blowback--or even anticipating it--she takes on the martyr persona, suffering nobly under the bullies. It's like Nadin has a permanent "Kick me!" sign taped to her back....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-31-12 (Know-it-all Nadin robbed, then Robbed!)

    12/31/2012 11:52:00 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 31, 2012 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Distraught DUmmies protest the fraudulent DUmmie of the Year results that cost Nadin Brzezinski her title. As you know, our friends over at Conservative Cave conduct the annual polling to determine the winner of the much-coveted "DUmmie of the Year" (DOTY) award. Last year's winner, and deservedly so, was DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, affectionately known in these parts as Know-it-all Nadin. Nads blew the competition AWAY with her countless, unintentionally hilarious posts, filled with malaprops, misspellings, all-knowingness, and general condescension, on subjects as far-ranging as Fukushima gas clouds, trend-spotting and tipping points, her own coverage as a "journalist" of the Occupy...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-21-12 (Nadin knows Mayan calendars)

    12/21/2012 10:44:50 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 39 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 21, 2012 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Well, it's December 21st. And we're still here. So far. But the day is not over yet. Should we be worried? Whenever there is a subject about which we are not sure, we know there is one place we can turn where we can find out the answers. And that is, to the World's Foremost Authority, the reigning DUmmie Of The Year . . . yes, Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski. Nadin knows Mayan calendars. Heck, what is there that she DOESN'T know? The DUmmies, amid all their threads about gun control and the fiscal cliff, have spent some time noting...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-31-11 ("Here She Is, Our Miss DUmmieland": DUmmie of the Year crowned!)

    12/31/2011 3:59:43 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 33 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 31, 2011 | DUmmie of the Year nadinbrzezinski and Charles Henrickson
    The finalists are all standing on the stage, holding hands, smiling--though nervous--their pearly whites shining through red-glossed lips. The suspense is building. At last it's time to crown the winner. It's come down to this. . . . "And the winner of DUmmie of the Year for 2011 is . . . Miss Fallout Shelter, NADIN BRZEZINSKI!" The crowd cheers! The sash is draped over Nadin's siza--over Nadin. She's reachiing for the crown hat. She begins her victorious walk up the runway. Hit it, Bert Parks! And let's all sing along! HERE SHE IS, OUR MISS DUMMIELANDTune: "There She...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-09-11 ("Props to nadinbrzezinski," Girl Reporter!)

    12/09/2011 8:25:30 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 28 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 9, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    DUmmie of the Year favorite nadinbrzezinski, aka Know-it-all Nadin, is doing everying she can to take home the coveted trophy. What a year she's a had! And now she's finishing with a flourish! How, you ask? Nadin Brzezinski, Girl Reporter! Yes, our gal Nads has been running all over San Diego, working her little pencil to the nub, getting the inside scoop on Occupy San Diego. Snapping pictures, filing reports, "Nadin Abbott" (her married name) has been posting articles about the Occupy protest for some online community-volunteer website. So Nadin now fancies herself an intrepid, tireless, investigative journalist, sniffing...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-11 (DUmmie of the Year nominee shows her stuff: Nadin knows . . . human waste)

    12/02/2011 10:49:31 AM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 33 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 2, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    DUmmie nadinbrzezinski is my choice for DUmmie of the Year. There, I've said it. I'm committed. The Rubik's Cube has been crossed. I will ride this horse till the cows come home and reach their tipping point. Now I know many people have an animus against Know-it-all Nadin. True, she is condescending, annoying, and paranoid, and she talks out her ass half the time. (The other half, she merely mangles what she finds on the google.) But these are the very qualities--the very qualities, I say!--that make her so amusing and so DOTY-worthy. So I urge you: VOTE NADIN....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-26-11 (Hurricane Nadin hits DUmmieland!)

    08/26/2011 9:46:19 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 39 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 26, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Yesterday it was earthquakes, today it's hurricanes. Is there ANYTHING Know-it-all Nadin is not an expert on? You would THINK a woman sitting in her fallout shelter in San Diego would not know much about hurricanes in the Atlantic. But that is where you would be wrong. For nadinbrzezinski, the World's Foremost Authority, has timely, possibly life-saving, advice for all those East Coasters who would not know how to handle a hurricane otherwise. Nadin is kinda like Superman, you know. Be it a tsunami in Japan, contaminated cow's milk in California, an earthquake in Virginia, or a hurricane in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-25-11 (Know-it-all Nadin, the Master of Disaster, takes on quakes)

    08/25/2011 3:11:21 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 25, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    It was jokes like the one in the graphic above that got nadinbrzezinski going this time. You see, the West Coast DUmmies were making fun of the East Coast DUmmies for getting all panicky over an earthquake that the Westies considered a tiny tremor. But nadinbrzezzzzsnnnnski, herself a West Coaster, didn't like that. Know-it-all Nadin knows earthquakes, and she knows how serious they can be. So Nadin posted several threads lecturing everyone on these things (although it doesn't take much for her to reach that tipping point), including this THREAD, "Several things about this quake, and why we west...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-11 (Know-it-all Nadin wants to know: "How long until we take to the streets?")

    07/19/2011 7:38:54 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 58 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The Revolution is a-brewin'. Or at least it should be. Heck, things are so bad--the tipping point should have been tipped and the Rubicon crossed long ago--the Revolution ought to be NOW! And Know-it-all Nadin, that is, DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, is getting impatient. So she lays down the challenge to her fellow DUmmies, here in this THREAD, "How long until we take to the streets?" Of course, while excoriating others for not TAKING IT TO THE STREETS, Nadin herself will sit safely ensconced in her fallout shelter in San Diego, sipping triage milk and dispensing tidbits of wisdom and sage...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-11 (Know-it-all Nadin, "On alien life, and whether it is possible")

    06/28/2011 7:19:30 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, the World's Foremost Authority, now has extended her realm of expertise to include other galaxies. Not content to stick to the Milky Way (perhaps the milk has been contaminated by radiation gas clouds), Know-it-all Nadin boldly goes where no moonbat has gone before. Here in this THREAD, The All-Knowing One condescends to gift us puny earthlings with her thoughts "On alien life, and whether it is possible." So let us now ascend through the clouds of ignorance and enter the Mind of Nadin Brzzznzsnsszki, in Sputnik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-29-11 (Know-it-all Nadin is BACK, saying "Told you so"!)

    03/29/2011 8:24:50 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 39 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 29, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Please go on with last night's DUFU on Obama's Libya speech, but I do need to give you this breaking news: DUmmie nadinbrzezinksi, the world's foremost authority . . . Know-it-all Nadin is BACK! See this THREAD, "Told you so... that yes it was going to be bad." BRAVE Nadin, coming back to inform us, when you KNOW she will face TORRENTS of abuse! Nadin is the Rebecca Black of DUmmieland, singing her lovely "Friday" song for us, only to get SCORN from the unappreciative philistines! So let us welcome back the All-Knowing One with open arms, as she...
  • Not-quite-DUmmie-FUnnies: The Brzezinski Syndrome

    03/17/2011 11:30:46 AM PDT · by Choose Ye This Day · 142 replies
    The DUmp | March 17, 2011 | Choose Ye This Day
    There is a meltdown occurring over in DUmmieland. DUFU favorite nadinbrzezinski is threatening to LEAVE the DUmp, to take a break from it all. Why? Because her fellow Dummies are tired of putting up with her drama queen antics and her know-it-allishness. A bit of background…Nadin posted the other day about how she was stockpiling milk, because pretty soon, our dairy supply is going to be glowing in the dark in this thread http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x655166#655222: Ok I an not the only "fool" stocking up on milk You’re the only fool for me, Nadin… I went to the local store and who...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-18-11 (Know-it-all Nadin the Drama Queen is BACK!)

    03/18/2011 4:04:43 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 18, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Know-it-all Nadin is BACK! Back from where, you ask? Why, her self-imposed "break"! What, you say you missed it? You must have blinked. For DUmmie nadinbrzezinki's declared hiatus from posting did not even last 24 brzezness hours. Let's back up a minute. Nadin had been posting away at her usual furious clip, giving us unenlightened ones the benefit of her superior yet unsolicited expert knowledge. The crisis this time was on how to prepare for the death clouds that will soon be wafting their way over from Japan to America, with the radiation finding its way into Elsie the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-05-11 (Lady NaDa gives a shout out: "DUmmy FUNNIES... Hey Freepers")

    02/05/2011 3:48:23 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 103 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 5, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Does she look more like Natasha Fatale or Nina Khrushchev? We still don't know yet. But we do know that DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, International Woman of Mystery, is watching this space. You see, Know-it-all Nadin has been the star of our last two DUFUs: Palinoia strikes deep: DUmmies DUped by Palin-invade-Egypt spoof!, in which Know-it-all Nadin was taken in by an obviously satirical piece; and Know-it-all Nadin off to strong start for DUmmie of the Year, in which Lady NaDa . . . a) talked with an Egyptian--in San Diego, and b) enlightened a poor lowly DUmmie who asked for...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-11 (Know-it-all Nadin off to strong start for DUmmie of the Year)

    02/03/2011 8:08:46 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 77 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Know-it-all Nadin is off to a strong start in the race for DUmmie of the Year. She's certainly got DUmmie of the WEEK nailed down, tighter than Michael Moore in a Sansabelt! Yesterday we showed how she, DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, got suckered in by the spoof story about Sarah Palin invading Egypt. Know-it-all Nadin was so intent on showing off her insider's knowledge of . . . FOREIGN POLICY . . . that she missed the obviously satirical nature of the piece. Well, this latest embarrassment is not about to stop our Nadin! No, she will go on flaunting her...