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  • SCARMABLE! COLRADO PEACE INBOUND ON CAPITOL!

    01/11/2005 11:37:10 AM PST · by RyanV · 279 replies · 8,035+ views
    This is RyanV of the Battle Mountain conservative Student Revoltionary Chapter of protestwarrior.com out OF Vail,Co(protestwarrior an anti liberal counter protest movement) notifying you of a leftist threat in the denver area. http://www.radicalendar.org/calendar/CCJP/all/display/21887/index.php?view=event&fulldate=2005-01-20 Please mobilise people to counter this threat, and see if maby you could join up with the Colorado Protestwarriors. We dont have many active members and need as much help as we can get in combating this liberal threat. Thank you for your time.
  • Kitty Caption LXXXII – What People Post – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    01/10/2005 9:21:26 AM PST · by PetroniDE · 35 replies · 820+ views
    10 January 2005 | PetroniDE
    Among the many threads at FR are miscellaneous news about cats. Some of these threads I have been pinged to (thanks) and some I haven’t (oh drat). Some of the topics and cat pictures found on recent threads. Women Like Men Who Like Cats ? – Meet The Parents !! Courtesy of varon Fake Cat Diplomas ? – Meet Your New Hissssstory Professor !! Courtesy of KarlInOhio Complaint From The Moderators ? – Need Good Receipe For Trolls, Quick !! Courtesy of postaldave
  • Kitten rescued from occult ritual

    01/08/2005 8:28:26 PM PST · by IllumiNaughtyByNature · 50 replies · 821+ views
    Whittier Daily News ^ | 01/06/05 | Ben Baeder
    DOWNEY -- Three men, one wearing a black, hooded cloak. A black kitten in a bag with its legs tied together and a puncture wound in its hip. A knife, candles, a wax skull, daggers, four roosters in boxes...
  • BREAKING NEWS: I hate being Tortured and ZOTTED!

    01/04/2005 9:01:04 PM PST · by Right Wing America · 100 replies · 21,594+ views
    Left Wing America
    <p>Dems on the Judiciary Committee complained late Tuesday that White House was refusing to turn over documents that illuminated Gonzales' role in crafting memos on prisoner torture. Sen. Leahy, committee's ranking Dem, accused Gonzales of 'stonewalling.'</p> <p>'In fact, I and other Senators have requested a number of documents from you and other administration officials that have not been released,' Leahy charged.</p>
  • Kitty Caption LXXXI – Year 2005 Resolutions – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    01/03/2005 10:09:40 AM PST · by PetroniDE · 69 replies · 1,386+ views
    3 January 2005 | PetroniDE
    Happy New Year everyone. Time for the first Kitty Humor Thread of 2005. Anyone make any New Year’s Resolutions? Have they been broken yet? Quick survey of various resolutions for the furry ones. I WILL BE NICE TO OTHER CAT. Other cat gets whacked the second camera stops. Courtesy of SandyinSeattle I WILL BE PATIENT REGARDING FEEDING TIME. Screw that, no more football. Feed me now. Courtesy of ProfessionalEngineer I WILL TRY NEW HOBBIES. Checkmate again.… Hey human, Who’s Your Daddy ?? I WILL NOT EAT BIRD. Without proper seasoning ….
  • ZOT! The Civics Lesson: A Language Arts/ Social Science Project

    12/27/2004 12:59:08 PM PST · by thecivicslesson · 182 replies · 2,115+ views
    The purpose of this lesson is to satisfy the California State Language Arts Standards for use of electronic and internet sources, reading comprehension, writing, and analysis of public debate; and Social Science Standards for democracy in action, the American political process, and participation in public debate.
  • Kitty Caption LXXX – 2004 Year in Review – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    12/20/2004 6:35:39 AM PST · by PetroniDE · 99 replies · 2,365+ views
    20 December 2004 | PetroniDE
    Final Kitty Humor Thread of 2004. Don’t panic, next year is only a couple of weeks away. Time for a quick and humorous look at this year, courtesy of the felines. Man of the Year: While President Bush is an acceptable choice, I would have chosen one of our FR bloggers. Perhaps this one. Global Warming Getting Worse ??? Global Warming Getting Worse My *** Courtesy of FairOpinion and grizzfan Red Sox Win World Series --- No Joke. Red Sox Fans Still Chanting “Who’s Your Daddy Now” President Bush Wins Re-Election. Democrats STILL Looking For Votes in Ohio. Ballots ---...
  • Kitty Caption LXXIX – Christmas Parodies – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    12/13/2004 9:47:18 AM PST · by PetroniDE · 63 replies · 2,408+ views
    13 December 2004 | PetroniDE
    Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah everyone. Our feline friends are looking forward to the holidays (i.e. presents and leftovers). Without further delay, time to start singing. Tune of Jingle Bells: “No More Cash, Cards Max Out, In Debt All The Way” …. ”I’m Dreaming, Of A WARM Christmas” ….. ”Oh, Liberal Got Run Over By An SUV, Walking Home From The Nut House Christmas Eve” ”Briskets Warming On The Open Pit” …
  • Online School That Gave Cat an MBA Is Sued

    12/07/2004 12:47:30 PM PST · by Justaham · 33 replies · 840+ views
    http://story.news.yahoo.com/ | 12/7/04 | Justaham
    By MARK SCOLFORO, Associated Press Writer HARRISBURG, Pa. - The Pennsylvania attorney general's office Monday sued an online university for allegedly selling bogus academic degrees — including an MBA awarded to a cat. Trinity Southern University in Texas, a cellular company and the two brothers who ran them are accused of misappropriating Internet addresses of the state Senate and more than 60 Pennsylvania businesses to sell fake degrees and prescription drugs by spam e-mail, according to the lawsuit. Investigators paid $299 for a bachelor's degree for Colby Nolan — a deputy attorney general's 6-year-old black cat — claiming he had...
  • Kitty Caption LXXVIII – BCS (B.S.) Madness (and SOLUTION) – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    11/29/2004 4:16:02 PM PST · by PetroniDE · 53 replies · 872+ views
    29 November 2004 | PetroniDE
    We are three games away from a second consecutive BCS implosion. Assuming that USC, Oklahoma, and Auburn all win this weekend (and I am hoping for it), we will have either multiple and/or disputed national champions. It is the only league where you can win every game you play, and some 25-year old geek who couldn’t make water-boy on his high-school team says “well that is not good enough”. If our feline friends can figure out how to determine the national championship in Division 1-A football, why can’t some egg-head college presidents? Okay cats, do your stuff. Beano Cook, You...
  • Cloning kitty (California company is selling cloning technology to pet owners)

    11/23/2004 4:15:42 PM PST · by Libloather · 19 replies · 1,267+ views
    Christian Science Monitor ^ | 11/24/04 | Michael B. Farrell
    Cloning kitty A California company is selling cloning technology to pet owners. But opponents say this technology holds false promises. By Michael B. Farrell | Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor Three years after scientists in a Texas laboratory successfully cloned the first house cat, a company in California is now selling that same technology to pet owners who want a carbon copy of their cat or dog. For $50,000 Genetics Savings & Clone can take a cat's DNA and create an exact genetic duplicate. They hope to do the same with a dog next year. So far they...
  • Kitty Caption LXXVII – So Much Material, So Little Time – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    11/22/2004 7:54:47 AM PST · by PetroniDE · 83 replies · 2,227+ views
    22 November 2004 | PetroniDE
    The candidates (oops, wrong word – sources of material) for Kitty Caption keep purring (oops, wrong word again – pouring) in. Between the picture e-mailed and those found on recent threads, plenty of material to elect (dang word processor – choose) from. No complaining from me, it makes producing this thread easier. No specific theme, just more random pictures from a still growing list. Enjoy. More Post-Election Gloating: New Voting Machine - Remember Kitty, Only Eat Democrat Votes. Courtesy of roger_chesser Thanksgiving Dinner Guest: Evil Mother-In-Law. RUN PEOPLE RUN !! Courtesy of TheRatHunter Give The Kitty Some Turkey --- OR...
  • Kitty Caption LXXVI – Next Election Crisis (The B-C-S) – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    11/15/2004 7:23:22 AM PST · by PetroniDE · 39 replies · 1,166+ views
    15 November 2004 | PetroniDE
    I promised that we would try to resume the normal kitty caption schedule. For one week, we did it. Kitty Caption is on time. Still plenty of democrat whining post the 2004 election. To many people on this forum, we may have another post-poll/election controversy: College football’s B-C-S. Still a couple of weeks to go, but all three teams (USC, Oklahoma, and Auburn) can’t play in the national championship game, should they remain unbeaten. Don’t even get me started on the BCS at-large team issue (Utah in/out, California or Texas). When the pairings are announced, there will be more complaints...
  • New Addition to Viking Kitties Please feel free to use this at any time it seems appropriate

    11/12/2004 9:18:43 AM PST · by concretebob · 11 replies · 1,640+ views
    Law enforcement officials say they are baffled by the apparent upsurge in the number of canines meeting untimely deaths at the hands of a diabolical sniper. Citizens are warned to keep their dogs indoors until the culprit can be apprehended.
  • Kitty Caption LXXV – Feed Trolls to Kitty (ZOT Tribute) – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    11/08/2004 7:23:25 AM PST · by PetroniDE · 66 replies · 1,308+ views
    8 November 2004 | PetroniDE
    Many of us are still celebrating the election victory from last week. Conversely, many leftists are still in denial and still complaining either on their forums or on ours. Besides the obvious benefits regarding the re-election of President Bush there is one side-benefit. Plenty of Zot material to choose from for the kitty thread. We now attempt to resume the weekly thread under normal schedule. All pictures this week are found in recent Zot threads. All Your Election Is Belong to Us --- MEOW !!! Courtesy of Leapfrog Using your best Al Pacino (Scarface) imitation SAY GOODBYE, TO MY LITTLE...
  • Kitty Caption LXXIV (Special Edition) – BUSH WINS 2004 ELECTION !! – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    11/03/2004 7:02:37 AM PST · by PetroniDE · 55 replies · 482+ views
    3 November 2004 | PetroniDE
    IT IS ALL OVAH !!!!! ---- O ---- V ---- A ---- H -----. Finally, the 2004 Election (at least the legal voting) is complete. It appears that President George W. Bush has won a second term. While there is still some counting and legal nonsense to finish, all the democrat vote fraud, voter intimidation, forged documents, illegally foreign based 527’s, fake exit polls, and only who knows what else DIDN’T WORK. With all due respect to the President, we need to let off steam --- we need to shout/cheer --- we need to gloat. So ---- GLOAT DANGIT !!!!!!...
  • Caption Kitty Part II

    10/29/2004 6:44:51 AM PDT · by Shaun_MD · 21 replies · 1,271+ views
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  • Kitty Caption LXXIII (Special Edition) – Red Sox Win 2004 WS !! – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    10/28/2004 6:04:07 AM PDT · by PetroniDE · 21 replies · 504+ views
    28 October 2004 | PetroniDE
    This is a special edition of the kitty caption thread. Last night, the following events happened. Pigs fly, it rained backwards, and Satan froze to death. For Red Sox fans everywhere (and we have a significant number of them on FR), this thread is for you. Trick or Treat !!! Curse of the Bambino is no more. Who’s Your Daddy boom boom boom boom boom Who’s Your Daddy boom boom boom boom boom Who’s Your Daddy boom boom boom boom boom Da Pig Boss --- Da Pig !!! Thank You Red Sox boom boom boom boom boom Thank You Red...
  • Curiosity killed the power: Cat in substation blamed for city outage

    10/27/2004 3:15:14 AM PDT · by asgardshill · 45 replies · 735+ views
    Huntington County Herald-Press ^ | 10/27/04 | Cindy Klepper
    Mobile power equipment at Cinergy's Guilford Street substation, site of Sunday night's outage. / Photo by Andrew Hancock If your microwave quit with the bag of popcorn half-inflated Sunday evening, it didn't matter anyway -- the cable was out, too. And you can blame the cat. The feline, of the dark tiger variety, wandered into the Cinergy substation north of town, darkening many city homes and most city TV sets. And then -- after an unhealthy jolt of electricity had coursed through its body -- the cat wandered away. "It must have had one more life," said Animal Control Officer...
  • Kitty Caption LXXII – Time Management – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

    10/25/2004 10:24:13 AM PDT · by PetroniDE · 46 replies · 710+ views
    25 October 2004 | PetroniDE
    One week (actually 8 days as I prepare this) until the November election. I am tired of this campaign cycle and just want President George W. Bush re-elected, and for the Republicans to maintain majority in the U.S. House and U.S. Senate. I fell confident but don’t want to celebrate just yet. Speaking of celebrating, World Series has started and the Red Sox have a 2-0 lead. I feel confident but don’t want to celebrate just yet. When I finally decide to celebrate, I will need the extra hour this week. That’s right --- TURN CLOCKS BACK ONE HOUR THIS...