Kitty Caption LXXVIII – BCS (B.S.) Madness (and SOLUTION) – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

29 November 2004 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

We are three games away from a second consecutive BCS implosion. Assuming that USC, Oklahoma, and Auburn all win this weekend (and I am hoping for it), we will have either multiple and/or disputed national champions.

It is the only league where you can win every game you play, and some 25-year old geek who couldn’t make water-boy on his high-school team says “well that is not good enough”. If our feline friends can figure out how to determine the national championship in Division 1-A football, why can’t some egg-head college presidents? Okay cats, do your stuff.

Beano Cook, You Are A Moron ! Here Is The Plan.
16 teams; conference champs from top six leagues and all 11-0 and 10-1 (or better) teams automatically in (regardless of power rankings).
Rest of the field at-large berths (use any system you wish to select them).

College Football Playoff Selection Committee.
Seed 1-8 in East/West regions (keep conference rivals as far apart as practical). First round games AFTER final exams using
minor bowl sites (based on geographic proximity). Other minor bowl games can still exist as they do now.

You Want to Watch CFB Playoffs, OK – Just Don’t Tell Mom !
Quarter-finals between 1-7 Jan. Semi-finals about one week later. Championship game one week after that.
Semi-finals and finals rotate between Rose, Sugar, Orange, and Fiesta.
Quarter-finals rotate between bowls above and Cotton, Sun, and Gator bowls.

See, Problem Solved. Is That So Hard You Liberal College Presidents?

[PetroniDE]

Kitty Humor is weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section. Among all the serious news, a little humor using less important (but interesting) issues, brought to us by our feline friends is a nice break. Helps us get the week to a nice start. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (146 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.

[PetroniDE]

Next week, we might try to solve the alphabet soup title problem in professional boxing.

[Not A Snowbird]

Okay, when I get to ten, we'll have a new BCS champion. One thousand one, one thousand two, ...one thousand ten! Ready or not, here I come!

[tuliptree76]

LOL! Cute pictures.

[Angry Republican]

What my cat does during football season:

[alnick]

[SelmaLee]

What Tubby and Huey think about the whole thing:

[NautiNurse]

We had a party animal back in the good old days--

[Bassfire]

Tiddly Winks thinks all this computin is hard work!

[dinasour]

The trials of the the 4th Friday in November

 

[Mike Darancette]

It is the only league where you can win every game you play, and some 25-year old geek who couldn’t make water-boy on his high-school team says “well that is not good enough”.

Utah and Boise State are undefeated too.

[Cinnamon Girl]

So Many cute pictures! I was wondering if anyone knows if it's true that double pawed kitties are descended from a double pawed kitty who came over on the Mayflower. I'm not joking. I totally forgot about double pawed kitties because I've been living on the west coast so long, but when I went back east, I met one of my sister's kitties that has almost triple paws. Anybody know the history?

[Wolfstar]

Young protester and her cat in Ukraine.

[7.62 x 51mm]

LOLOL!

[7.62 x 51mm]

Great pics, P!!

[Dog Gone]

She's wearing USC colors and saying something like "TAK! THAT FUCLA", so she's okay by me.

[csvset]

Polydactyl cats.

Here's some info about polydactyl cats.

Polydactyl Cats

My brother had several polydactyls, some were Manx (tailess), as well as polydactyl.

[humblegunner]

some were Manx (tailess), as well as polydactyl.

Sometimes I get polydactyl if I drink enough beer.

[visualops]

Snowball sez: "I will sit on those trolls, and SQUARSH them!"

[Cinnamon Girl]

Interesting. My kitty has a half sized tail. She was born that way. Her tail has three kinks in it. Her mother had a stubby tail.