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Kitty Caption LXXIX – Christmas Parodies – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
13 December 2004 | PetroniDE

Posted on 12/13/2004 9:47:18 AM PST by PetroniDE

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah everyone. Our feline friends are looking forward to the holidays (i.e. presents and leftovers). Without further delay, time to start singing.

Tune of Jingle Bells:
“No More Cash, Cards Max Out, In Debt All The Way” ….

”I’m Dreaming, Of A WARM Christmas” …..

”Oh, Liberal Got Run Over By An SUV, Walking Home From The Nut House Christmas Eve”

”Briskets Warming On The Open Pit” …


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; humor; kitty; meow
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Kitty Humor is weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section. Among all the serious news, a little humor using less important (but interesting) issues, brought to us by our feline friends is a nice break. Helps us get the week to a nice start. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (146 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.
1 posted on 12/13/2004 9:47:20 AM PST by PetroniDE
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To: 7.62 x 51mm; 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Amityschild; Anoreth; ..
Still having trouble with the boxing problem, might try that next week. In the meantime, back to the training.

2 posted on 12/13/2004 9:47:52 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)
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To: PetroniDE
I found this while looking for a picture for "take your a-- for a walk day"...


3 posted on 12/13/2004 9:52:33 AM PST by PreviouslyA-Lurker (Some Americans don't understand that being an American is more than living in America.)
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To: PetroniDE; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; quantim; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; ...
Ping!

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Kitty Ping List alert!

[Freepmail me to get on or off the Kitty Ping List.]

4 posted on 12/13/2004 9:52:40 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: PetroniDE; All

Aw,Petronide, only we Texans could think of "briskets warming on a open pit"!
Purry Christmas!


5 posted on 12/13/2004 9:53:06 AM PST by MEG33 (Merry Christmas!..,,God Bless All Who Serve Our Country)
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To: PetroniDE

6 posted on 12/13/2004 10:00:43 AM PST by sweetliberty (Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
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To: PetroniDE

Everyone who is going to have a Merry Christmas, raise your paw!


7 posted on 12/13/2004 10:14:31 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: PetroniDE

Thanks for the cute kitties!


8 posted on 12/13/2004 10:36:27 AM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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To: dansangel

Cats make me laugh. Thanks for the smile!


9 posted on 12/13/2004 10:43:23 AM PST by llevrok
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To: llevrok

Is it just me, or do the cats in all these pictures look like they would like to make BBQ out of the photographer?


10 posted on 12/13/2004 11:06:49 AM PST by stan the beaver (We will kill the ones who eat us, and eat the ones we kill!!)
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To: llevrok
Cats ***ROCK***!

Have a great day.

11 posted on 12/13/2004 11:13:28 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: PetroniDE

Ping


12 posted on 12/13/2004 11:42:05 AM PST by Roses0508
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To: PetroniDE; Lady Jag; dixie sass; NautiNurse
I am such a sucker. I gave away our little stray that I caught and now I have another. I don't have a picture of her yet (too squirmy) but I will have something later. In the mean time.... Here is my new favorite .gif...

The .gif actually looks like my new kitten.

13 posted on 12/13/2004 11:46:03 AM PST by abner (http://www.swiftvets.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
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To: abner; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; dixie sass

14 posted on 12/13/2004 11:50:07 AM PST by NautiNurse
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To: NautiNurse

The look on her face is saying, "I only have to do this once a year for my mommy..."


15 posted on 12/13/2004 11:52:29 AM PST by abner (http://www.swiftvets.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
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To: abner
The look on her face is saying, "I only have to do this once a year for my mommy..."

LOL! That crochet wreath was pretty heavy for her. She wasn't sure what to do, short of toppling off the back of the chair.

16 posted on 12/13/2004 12:06:51 PM PST by NautiNurse
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To: NautiNurse; Lady Jag; dixie sass
M-2, or at least that is her name for right now.

Lady Jag, BTW- Trouble is all better all on his own.

17 posted on 12/13/2004 1:34:11 PM PST by abner (http://www.swiftvets.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
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To: PetroniDE
You think you're having trouble training! I can't stay on my feet when I'm alone in the ring!


18 posted on 12/13/2004 2:05:57 PM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power)
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To: abner
I've always heard that kitties with the "M" on their forehead are the sweetest! My Ernie certainly bears that out.

She's so cute with her big ears! Is her tail big now too?

19 posted on 12/13/2004 2:16:57 PM PST by NautiNurse
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To: NautiNurse
Kitties are busy at work on holiday decorations.


20 posted on 12/13/2004 2:22:11 PM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power)
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