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YouTube: (Not updated 1/13/21 - 10/20/22 except for protest songs; videos produced during that period at Rumble, Bitchute, and Ugetube.)














“Hopalong"Glory" [ambient]

“Hopalong"A-----e From El Paso" [cover]

“Hopalong"Lovely Day" [electronica]

“Hopalong"You Are My Sunshine" [cover]

“Hopalong"In The Woods" [gypsy jazz]

“Hopalong"Calypso Daydream" [calypso]

“Hopalong"Amazing Grace" [cover]

“Hopalong"Funk Exotique" [funk]

“Hopalong"Invisible" [jazz]

“Hopalong"The Garden of Earthly Delights" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Tornado" [rock]

“Hopalong"Hex" [swing]

“Hopalong"Jack and Jill" [psychobilly]

“Hopalong"The Sunken Cathedral" [cover]

“Hopalong"Goodnight" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Genesis" [compositional ambient]

“Hopalong"Peppermint" [synthpop]

“Hopalong"Jerusalem Stands" [classical/cinematic]

“Hopalong"Row, Row, Row Your Boat" [cover]

“Hopalong"Majestic" [melodic dubstep]

“Hopalong"A Scent of Chiles" [dance jazz]

“Hopalong"Dance of the Bones" [cinematic jazz]

“Hopalong"C4" [EDM/trance]

“Hopalong"Afternoon Tea" [Jazz]

“Hopalong"Winter Wind" (Four Hours) [ambient]

“Hopalong"Lazy Blues" [blues]

“Hopalong"Mack The Knife" [cover]

“Hopalong"Winter Wind" [ambient music]

“Hopalong"Blue Dream" [chill beat]

“Hopalong"Poolside" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Swingpop" [electroswing]

“Hopalong"Crescendo" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy" [cover]

“Hopalong"F*** You, Hamas!" [war song]

“Hopalong"Oh Hanukkah" [cover]

“Hopalong"Relax" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Zion" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong"Frozen Trees" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Mexican Standoff" [cinematic]

“Hopalong"Awakening" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Hatikvah" (2023) [cover]

“Hopalong"Masque Macabre" [cinematic jazz]

“Hopalong"Sitarical" [experimental/world]

“Hopalong"BoBilly" [rock]

“Hopalong"Goulash" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Starry Night" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Perkele!" [alt-folk]

“Hopalong"Ievan Polkka" [cover]

“Hopalong"The Dog Barks" [grunge]

“Hopalong"Misirlou" [cover]

“Hopalong"Slow Drive" [chillout]

“Hopalong"Attila and the Witch Doctor" [prog rock/nu jazz]

“Hopalong"Seeds" [jazz]

“Hopalong"For What Never Was" [art pop]

“Hopalong"Swamp" [hard rock]

“Hopalong"Trying Times" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Covfefe" [folk rock, comedy]

“Hopalong"He's a Fed" (Expanded) [comedy]

“Hopalong"Spooky" [cinematic jazz]

“Hopalong"Honeysuckle Rose" [cover]

“Hopalong"Deal With It" [metal]

“Hopalong"Four For Freddie" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Maxwell's Demon" [nu jazz]

“Hopalong"Epilogue" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Traces of Blue" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Folked Up" [folktronica]

“Hopalong"Cassowary" [techno]

“Hopalong"Da Da Da" [cover]

“Hopalong"Smooth Chill" [chillhop]

“Hopalong"He's a Fed" [parody]

“Hopalong"Emergent Behavior MIDI No. 1" [experimental]

“Hopalong"Burke and Hare" [brutal death metal]

“Hopalong"When the Music's Over" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Fire and Sword" [power metal]

“Hopalong"Lost In Tanelorn" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong"Take the 'A' Train" [cover]

“Hopalong"Black Cats at Night" [jazz]

“Hopalong"The Journey of Ra" [dark ambient]

“Hopalong"Hyde Park" [smooth jazz]

“Hopalong"So What" [cover]

“Hopalong"32x2000.0" [experimental]

“Hopalong"Escadrille" [electronica]

“Hopalong"The Current Year" [modern jazz]

“Hopalong"Party Of Seven" [rock]

“Hopalong"Your Feet's Too Big" [cover]

“Hopalong"Beck's Blues" [blues]

“Hopalong"Between The Stars" [jazz]

“Hopalong"I Feel Love" [cover]

“Hopalong"Quetzal" [melodic dubstep]

“Hopalong"Speakeasy" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Myorp!" [melodic dubstep]

“Hopalong"Men Cannot Be Lesbians" [comedy/protest]

“Hopalong"Drifting" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Reflection" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Old School" [instrumental hip-hop]

“Hopalong"Urumqi" [protest]

“Hopalong"Blue-State Christmas" [parody]

“Hopalong"The Fool" [jazz fusion]

“Hopalong"The Fall Of Mars" [cinematic metal]

“Hopalong"Becoming" [art pop]

“Hopalong"Talking To Ron" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Kosher Delhi" [nu jazz]

“Hopalong"Club Smooth" [chill jazz]

“Hopalong"Sweet Silver Blues" [jazz]

“Hopalong"America the Beautiful" [cover]

“Hopalong"Chiptune Stride" [electronic]

“Hopalong"Summer's End" [jazz]

“Hopalong"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" [cover]

“Hopalong"Frog" [dubstep]

“Hopalong"Dave" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Zia" [classical]

“Hopalong"I Was In A Hurry" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Air From Decameron" [classical]

“Hopalong"Regrets" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty" (Orchestral Version) [cover]

“Hopalong"Serotonin" [nu jazz]

“Hopalong"Rain At Night" [blues]

“Hopalong"Greensleeves" [cover]

“Hopalong"Solid Jackson" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Thus Spake Zarathustra" [cover]

“Hopalong"Spring Song" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Ride of the Valkyries" [cover]

“Hopalong"Message From Perseus" [ambient]

“Hopalong"I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" [country]

“Hopalong"Goodbye" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Monday In Cleveland (Jazzhop Mix)" [jazzhop]

“Hopalong"Ukraine" [parody]

“Hopalong"Homage to Tinnutus" [cover]

“Hopalong"Mystic" [nu jazz]

“Hopalong"Machine Empathy" [retro rock]

“Hopalong"Earthquake" [rock]

“Hopalong"Tumblr Hallelujah" [parody]

“Hopalong"Seraphim (Jazzhop Mix)" [jazzhop]

“Hopalong"Sunflower Seeds" [war song]

“Hopalong"Everything is Perfect" [protest]

“Hopalong"Cruising 23rd" [chillhop]

“Hopalong"The Silver Horde" [symphonic power metal]

“Hopalong"Same Old, Same Old" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Bronx Butterfly Stomp" [electro-swing]

“Hopalong"Johann Bach" (remix) [alt-rock]

“Hopalong"Until Next Time" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Lament for a Friend" [jazz]

“Hopalong"The Hearse Song" [death metal cover]

“Hopalong"You Can Stick Your Vaccine Mandate Up Your ***" [protest]

“Hopalong"What Might Have Been" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Carol of the Bells" [cover, re-release]

“Hopalong"Contentment" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Candletown" (Asian Zither Version) [jazz]

“Hopalong"Horrible" [protest song]

“Hopalong"Tarantella Furioso" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Caffeine Swing" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Romanza" [cover]

“Hopalong"Gefilte Fish Blues" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Werewolves of London" [cover]

“Hopalong"This Is Halloween" [cover]

“Hopalong"Spanish Tears" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Don Solomono" [nu jazz]

“Hopalong"Just Friends" [country (NSFW)]

“Hopalong"Dorian" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Lights" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Charlie" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Cyrus" [nu jazz]

“Hopalong"Towers of Hanoi" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Biers and Ghouls" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Intimate" [chillhop]

“Hopalong"Vardo" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Two Cities" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Sunset" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Skye Boat Song" [cover]

“Hopalong"Hobo Joe" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Amber Beads" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Everybody Loves a Duck" [rock]

“Hopalong"Hop's Bop" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Swinging at Mac's (alternate take)" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Butterbean Blues" [jazz]

“Hopalong"All is Dust" [folk blues]

“Hopalong"Unity and Healing" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Mourning Dove" [jazz]

“Hopalong"All Lives Splatter" [metal]

“Hopalong"Last Call" [jazz]

“Hopalong"G-d's Gonna Cut You Down" [cover]

“Hopalong"Tapping" [jazz]

“Hopalong"U-Turn" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Techno-Primitive Blues" [techno blues]

“Hopalong"Her Name Was Ashli Babbitt" [protest]

“Hopalong"Tank" [instrumental hip-hop]

“Hopalong"Mask Mandate Blues" [blues rock (NSFW)]

“Hopalong"Cowards in Black Robes" [parody]

“Hopalong"Pastoral" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Biden the Senile Pedo" [NSFW parody]

“Hopalong"3rd Gymnopedie" [classical]

“Hopalong"Fortify" [parody]

“Hopalong"Guy the Grifter" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Sedition" [grindcore]

“Hopalong"The Ballad of Bai Deng Zhou" [vocal jazz]

“Hopalong"2nd Gymnopédie" [cover]

“Hopalong"Urban Renewal" [instrumental hip-hop]

“Hopalong"Goodbye YouTube" [folk rock]

“Hopalong"Battle Hymn of the Republic" [cover]

“Hopalong"The Cheetah" [jazz rock]

“Hopalong"Arachnae's Web" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Black Cat" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Liberty" [metal]

“Hopalong"The Other Day" [humor]

“Hopalong"Gray Skies" [jazz]

“Hopalong"The Usurper" [metal]

“Hopalong"1st Gymnopedie" [cover]

“Hopalong"Blergh!" (Spotify mix) [metal]

“Hopalong"Monday in Cleveland" [jazz]

“Hopalong Covfefe O'Bigly - "Ballots in the Car" [parody]

“Hopalong "Sam Hall" [cover]

“Hopalong "Pòg Ghlaschu" [ambient]

“Hopalong "Neopaleoanarchopsychedelic Blues" [rock]

“Hopalong "Springtime in Provence" [swing]

“Hopalong "Same Old Road" [Americana]

“Hopalong "Cirque du Mal" [electronic/synthwave]

“Hopalong "Mourning Blues" [blues]

“Hopalong "Noir" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Candletown" [jazz]

“Hopalong "The Vigil" [dark ambient]

“Hopalong "Ain't Misbehavin'" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Ghost Story" [electronic]

“Hopalong "Locura Lunar" [jazz fusion]

“Hopalong "Eventide" (new video) [ambient]

“Hopalong "Inhumanatee" [metal]

“Hopalong "Macabre" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Deep" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Tannhauser Gate" [rock]

“Hopalong "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" [cover]

“Hopalong "Maybe Chocolate" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Soft Shoes" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Frank's Funk" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong "Go Down Moses" [cover]

“Hopalong "Jazz Boogie" [jazz/blues]

“Hopalong "Half Full" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Afterparty" [jazz]

“Hopalong "The Machine Stops" [electronica]

“Hopalong "Quarantine" [electronica]

“Hopalong "Myrtle Beach" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Essential Blues" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Inconstant Moon" [jazz]

“Hopalong "St. Louis Blues" [cover]

“Hopalong "Tokamak" [jazz fusion]

“Hopalong "The Pagoda Song" [?]

“Hopalong "Cattywumpus" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Ascension" [techno]

“Hopalong "Plaguefather" (Spotify mix) [thrash metal]

“Hopalong "Demonicide" (Spotify mix) [thrash metal]

“Hopalong "Hinei Ma Tov" [cover]

“Hopalong "Hoppy's Hop" [country]

“Hopalong "JC Rag" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Joyous" (Spotify mix) [electronic music]

“Hopalong "Commies Who Died" [parody]

“Hopalong "Turkish Delight" [dubstep]

“Hopalong "Pour Django et Stephane" [klezmer jazz]

“Hopalong "Pleasantly Melancholy" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Socorro" [chill]

“Hopalong "Paris Rain" [jazz]

“Hopalong "Carol of the Bells" [cover]

“Hopalong "Cheese" (remix) [metal]

“Hopalong "Crack Hoedown" [country]

“Hopalong "Chill Blues" [chill]

“Hopalong "Masquerade-Best Friends" [folk rock]

“Hopalong "Building the House" [chillstep]

“Hopalong "Mandate of Heaven" [grindcore]

“Hopalong "Werewolves of London" [cover]

“Hopalong "Bittersweet" [???]

“Hopalong "Lockdown" [rock]

“Hopalong "Blitzkrieg Kumbayah" [comedy rock]

“Hopalong "The Sea of Souls" [electronic]

“Hopalong "Missouri River Blues" [jazz]

“Hopalong "My Head is On Fire!" [metal]

“Hopalong "New Blues" [blues]

“Hopalong "Sharp Peppers" [jazz]

“Hopalong "The Blue Bonnets are Over the Border" [cover]

“Hopalong "Scotland the Brave - The Black Bear" [rock cover]

“Hopalong "Delirium" [doom metal]

“Hopalong"Phone, Wallet, Keys and Smokes" [parody]

“Hopalong"The Yew Tree" [cover]

“Hopalong"Dreamtime" [ambient/experimental]

“Hopalong"Danny Boy" [cover(remastered)]

“Hopalong"Leon's Song" [jazz/folk]

“Hopalong"Bacchanalia" [Dubstep]

“Hopalong"Cool Blues" [Jazz]

“Hopalong"Dom Dim Am" [prog-rock]

“Hopalong"Hey, Ho, Nobody Home" [prog-rock cover]

“Hopalong"Cardinal Points" [Jazz]

“Hopalong"The Grand Tour" [Jazz]

“Hopalong"Waterfall" [Hawaiian swing]

“Hopalong"Seraphim" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong"King of the Road" [cover]

“Hopalong"Gray Steel Blues" [blues/rock]

“Hopalong"Montgomery Boulevard" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Dies Irae" [cover]

“Hopalong"Blues for Deimos" [blues]

“Hopalong"Four On Six" [jazz cover]

“Hopalong"Catwalk" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Maskirovka" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong"Journalistic" [parody of "Technologic"]

“Hopalong"Best Friends" [folk rock]

“Hopalong"Moonkiller" [metal]

“Hopalong"Our Town" [Iris DeMent cover]

“Hopalong"Epistle to Humanity" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong"A Study in Sapphire" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong"The Nevernever" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong"Harlequin" [swing]

“Hopalong"25-to-1" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Cosmic Rhythm Changes" [ambient/jazz]

“Hopalong"Darkest Before the Dawn" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Take The 'A' Train" [instrumental cover]

“Hopalong"Emergent Behavior" [ambient/progressive rock]

“Hopalong"Le Chat Bleu" [blues/ambient]

“Hopalong"Sixteen Tons" [instrumental cover]

“Hopalong"Transcendence" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Hilo Swing" [swing]

“Hopalong"(Lime in the) Coconut" [instrumental cover]

“Hopalong"Raining Blood" [instrumental cover]

“Hopalong"Joyous (remix)" [electronic dance music]

“Hopalong"Funky Blues" [blues/funk]

“Hopalong"Arachne's Web" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Dance of the Winter Fae" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong"Charles Manson's Dead" [metal / grindcore]

“Hopalong"Seven Nation Army" [cover - v2]

“Hopalong"Sturm und Drang" [electronic dance music]

“Hopalong"Departure" [progressive rock]

“Hopalong"Towers of Hanoi" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Who Do You Love?" [cover]

“Hopalong"The Long Journey" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Twisted World" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Holding Out For A Hero" [instrumental cover]

“Hopalong"Eventide" [ambient]

“Hopalong"Heroes" [instrumental David Bowie cover]

“Hopalong"Hornpipe Nagila Aleichim!" [synth-bagpipe rock medley]

“Hopalong"Sic Semper Tyrannis!" [metal]

“Hopalong"Ghost Riders in the Sky" [instrumental synth-bagpipe cover]

“Hopalong"I Wanna Be Your Mog" [parody of "I Wanna Be Your Dog"]

“Hopalong"Outcast" [metal]

“Hopalong"She Who Thirsts" [metal]

“Hopalong"Antmusic" [cover]

“Hopalong"A Soalin'" [instrumental rock cover]

“Hopalong"Oathbreaker" [metal]

“Hopalong"Diamonds and Rust" [instrumental cover]

“Hopalong"Hey, Ho, Nobody Home" [ version]

“Hopalong"Hey, Ho, Nobody Home" [cover]

“Hopalong"Damnation II" [metal]

“Hopalong"Alt-Right E.S.A.D." [rock]

“Hopalong"Homecoming" [country]

“Hopalong"Geeks" (anti-Trump rioters get owned) [parody/mashup]

“Hopalong"Remakin' Whoopee" [parody of "Makin' Whoopee"]

“Hopalong"Damnation" [metal]

“Hopalong"Flight of the Bumblebee" [cover]

“Hopalong"Changer" [metal]

“Hopalong"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" [cover]

“Hopalong"Kittycat Blues" [blues]

“Hopalong"(I Want Some) Ebola Virus for Christmas" [parody of "(I Want a) Hippopotamus for Christmas"]

“Hopalong"Lucky Cat" [parody of ELP's "Lucky Man"]

“Hopalong"Blergh!" [zombie metal]

“Hopalong"Bloodthirster" [metal]

“Hopalong"2016" [alternative rock]

“Hopalong"Ave Trumperor!" [metal]

“Hopalong"Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" [country]

“Hopalong"Hippie Go Splat!" [metal]

“Hopalong"Seven-League Boots" [jazz]

“Hopalong"Salad Days" [country]

“Hopalong"Plaguefather" [metal]

“Hopalong"There's a New Sound (The Sound of Worms)" [cover]

“Hopalong"De Blasio's Things" [parody of "My Favorite Things"]

“Hopalong "Kittens and Tumbleweeds" [country]

“Hopalong "Hold The Line" [metal]

“Hopalong "The Ballad of Hillary Clinton" [folk rock]

“Hopalong "This Song Will Give You Pancreatic Cancer" [metal]

“Hopalong "Seven Nation Army" [cover]

“Hopalong "Eight Variations On 'You Suffer' in 14 Seconds" [covers]

“Hopalong "Ugly On A Toad" [alternative rock (mildly NSFW)]

“Hopalong "Laundromat of Sin" [metal]

“Hopalong "TSA" [country (NSFW!)]

“Hopalong "I'm A Thirty-Second Bomb!" [metal; ringtone version]

“Hopalong "St James Infirmary Blues" [cover]

“Hopalong "Calida Catulus: The 'Warm Kitty' Variations" [baroque; kitty video]

“Hopalong "My Head Is On Fire!" [metal]

“Hopalong "Bb" [electronica; 2nd video (NSFW!)]“Hopalong "Tokyo Stomp" [country boogie; Kaiju video]

“Hopalong "Danny Boy" [cover]

“Hopalong "Johann Bach" [alternative rock]

“Hopalong "Total Eclipse of the Heart" [cover]

“Hopalong "I'm a Thirty Second Bomb!" [metal]

“Hopalong "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" [cover]

“Hopalong "Overlord" [metal; acoustic version]

“Hopalong "Overlord" [metal; electric version]

“Hopalong "My Favorite Things" [cover]

“Hopalong "Cobain" [parody of "Cocaine"]

“Hopalong "Demonicide (ft. Thrash Metal Cat)" [metal]

“Hopalong "The Star-Spangled Banner" [cover]

“Hopalong "Juggernaut" [metal]

“Hopalong "What a Wonderful World" [cover]

“Hopalong"Calida Catulus: The 'Warm Kitty' Variations" [baroque]

“Hopalong"Warm Kitty" [cover]

“Hopalong"Ride Of The Black Horse" [metal]

“Hopalong"A Long Way From Home" [contemporary]

“Hopalong"Edinburgh Boogie" [blues]

“Hopalong"The R'lyeh Connection" [parody of "The Rainbow Connection"]

“Hopalong"Joyous" [???]

“Hopalong"Greensleeves" [cover]

“Hopalong"Bb" [electronica; w/vocals]

“Hopalong"Bb" [electronica; instrumental]

“Hopalong"4'33''" [cover]

“Hopalong"House Of The Rising Sun" [cover]

“Hopalong"Jambalaya [cover]"

“Hopalong"Your Daddy Was Drunk And Your Mama Was Lonely" [country; 3rd mix]

“Hopalong"Cheese" [metal]

“Hopalong"Hatikvah" [cover]

“Hopalong"Ragnarok" [metal; 2nd version]

“Hopalong"Eat It On Up" [blues (NSFW)]

“Hopalong"Welcome to The Crazy Years" [alternative rock]

“Hopalong"Family Business" [country (NSFW)]

“Hopalong"Tokyo Stomp" [country boogie]

“Hopalong"All Along The Watchtower" [cover]

“Hopalong"Nimue" [metal]

“Hopalong"You Suffer" [cover]

“Hopalong"Demonicide" [metal]

“Hopalong"What Hath G-d Wrought?" [metal]

“Hopalong"The Name" [metal]

“Hopalong"Dressed In Blue" [rock]

“Hopalong"Just Friends" [country (NSFW)]

“Hopalong"Heaven (I'm Already There)" [country]

“Hopalong"Ragnarok" [metal]

“Hopalong"Clapping the Blues" [blues; full-length version; (lightly NSFW)]

“Hopalong"I Only Love You When I’m Drunk" [country]

“Hopalong"Clappin' the Blues" [blues; remix (slightly NSFW)]

“Hopalong"Clappin' the Blues" [blues (slightly NSFW)]

“Hopalong"Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" [country]

“Hopalong"Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" [country]

“Hopalong"Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" [country; remix]


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The Animal Rescue Site

The Investment Advice Thread

The 11 Sings of Free Republic Addiction

1. Carol Of The Beebers

2. We Will Zot You

3. Stray Viking Kitty Strut

4. The Immigrant Song [no modification needed]

5. Jamie’s Got A Guh

6. Hotel (Fresno) California [You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...]

7. Don’t Fear The FReeper

8. Everybody Must Get Stuned

9. FReep-Calling

10. Here Comes The Stune

11. FReep Bird [Thank you, glock rocks!]

Retired Taglines
[Taglines in quotation marks were not authored by me.]

* "0bama talks, tanking stocks!"--WakeUpAndVote

* "Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead

* 0bama must be well-endowed - look at how often he steps on his d---.

* Protect Alaskan Wildlife: Drill for natural gas in Michael Moore

* Am Yisrael Chai!

* This fiasco brought to you by the failed Obama administration.

* "Bush took less time to find Saddam that Hillary did to find the Rose Law Firm billing records!"

* "Robert Byrd:He may have 'gone under the water,' but the preacher didn't hold him down long enough."

* "Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler

* ~~FREE LAZAMATAZ!~~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.]

* "The Israelis slaughtered every man, woman and child in Gaza! (Well, some of us got better...)"

* I strongly condemn violence against adulterous gay cannibals.

* Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.

* "If there were a Special Olympics of politics, Howard Dean would have a chest full of medals."

* "Every family should have a crew-served weapon." --magslinger

* Go Sharon! And take Peres with you!

* It took 6 grand juries to indict Tom Delay. That's 5 more than it takes to indict a ham sandwich.

* Scott Ritter: "Bush, Blair like Nazis."---Texas Eagle: "Well, good. Let's invade France."

* Jack Russell Terriers: G-d's way of telling you "Your lawn is too nice."

* Horry County Chairman, Republicans for Sharpton

* If I could write like Jack Chick, I'd never have given up parody.

* Diplomacy is my middle name. I don't know what Mom and Dad were thinking.

* Palestinia delenda est!.

* Force=mass*acceleration: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

* You people are actors - act like you have two brain cells to rub together.

* Disproportionate force is a government's way of saying "I care."

* Liberals are a prey species.

* "I live in Michigan, but even if I lived in Kuala Lumpur I'd still think you were an idiot."

* "I heff good news and bad news. Good news is I saw Allah. Bad news is he was wearing a yarmulke."

* "The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents..." --Unknown

* Natalie Maines fears me...

* "Nothing goes together like spliffs and uzis." --Physicist


"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."
-H. L. Mencken


"The state—or, to make the matter more concrete, the government—consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can’t get, and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time it is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods."
-H. L. Mencken


"Freedom of speech is a principal pillar of a free government; when this support is taken away, the constitution of a free society is dissolved, and tyranny is erected on its ruins. Republics and limited monarchies derive their strength and vigor from a popular examination into the action of the magistrates."
--Benjamin Franklin


"Did you really think we want those laws observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them to be broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against... We're after power and we mean it... There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Reardon, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with."
--Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957


"The issue is never the issue. The issue is the revolution."
--David Horowitz, quoting unnamed SDS leader.


"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


"Oceania was at war with Eurasia and in alliance with Eastasia. In no public or private utterance was it ever admitted that the three powers had at any time been grouped along different lines. Actually, as Winston well knew, it was only four years since Oceania had been at war with Eastasia and in alliance with Eurasia. But that was merely a piece of furtive knowledge, which he happened to possess because his memory was not satisfactorily under control."
--George Orwell, 1984


Grey's Law: "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."


"The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites...We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end... The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?"
--O'Brien, in 1984, by George Orwell


"Whereas classical anti-Semitism is aimed at the Jewish people or the Jewish religion, “new anti-Semitism” is aimed at the Jewish state. Since this anti-Semitism can hide behind the veneer of legitimate criticism of Israel, it is more difficult to expose. Making the task even harder is that this hatred is advanced in the name of values most of us would consider unimpeachable, such as human rights.

"Nevertheless, we must be clear and outspoken in exposing the new anti-Semitism. I believe that we can apply a simple test – I call it the “3D” test – to help us distinguish legitimate criticism of Israel from anti-Semitism.

"The first “D” is the test of demonization. When the Jewish state is being demonized; when Israel’s actions are blown out of all sensible proportion; when comparisons are made between Israelis and Nazis and between Palestinian refugee camps and Auschwitz – this is anti- Semitism, not legitimate criticism of Israel.

"The second “D” is the test of double standards. When criticism of Israel is applied selectively; when Israel is singled out by the United Nations for human rights abuses while the behavior of known and major abusers, such as China, Iran, Cuba, and Syria, is ignored; when Israel’s Magen David Adom, alone among the world’s ambulance services, is denied admission to the International Red Cross – this is anti-Semitism.

"The third “D” is the test of delegitimization: when Israel’s fundamental right to exist is denied – alone among all peoples in the world – this too is anti-Semitism."
--Natan Sharansky, "3D Test of Anti-Semitism: Demonization, Double Standards, Delegitimization"


"People on the No-Fly List should be subject to having their persons and property searched without probable cause or warrant.

"People on the No-Fly List should be subject to being compelled to testify against themselves.

"Congress shall be able to make law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, for people on the No-Fly list.

"In all criminal prosecutions of people on the No-Fly List, the accused shall enjoy no right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

"Shall I go on?"
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