U.S. — In an unprecedented, history-making moment, a man has won an argument with a woman. The man, who is also the President of the United States, is reportedly celebrating his victory after miraculously winning an argument over trade with Prime Minister Trudeau, the second female Prime Minister of Canada. "We've never seen anything like this in recorded history," said Dr. Ben Shmellings, a historian. "This kind of thing just doesn't happen. A man getting in an argument with a female and prevailing? We're as shocked as you are." The Babylon Bee will keep you updated on the argument, as...