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  • 'I'm Not Dead Yet!' Insists Biden As He's Loaded Onto Cart Of Corpses

    08/19/2022 12:54:32 PM PDT · by dayglored · 21 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 18, 2022 | Babylon Bee Staff
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden was loaded onto a convenient death cart Wednesday despite protests that he was not yet deceased. Witnesses claim the president wriggled a bit in the grip of Vice President Kamala Harris as she insisted he was pretty much as good as dead and attempted to load him onto the cart. "No, I'm not dead yet! I'm happy! I feel happy! Come on, man!" Biden allegedly said in front of several witnesses. According to sources, Harris got into a brief argument with the body collector who maintained that he had a strict policy to...
  • WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD O' DIABEETUS (blood glucose monitor recommendations plz)

    12/05/2017 7:54:53 AM PST · by martin_fierro · 143 replies
    12/5/17 | marty_f
    Well, your ollll' marty was recently diagnosed with early stage Type II Diabeetus. Doc prescribed pills that sound like some Yankee RINO's name: "Metformin." I'm doing all the Intarweb research that I can on the topic but I'd like to hear FReepers' personal takes on what to look for in a blood glucose monitor. I figure if I'm going to be using this monitor for awhile it should be a good one. The one the Doc suggested -- that my insurance would most readily pay for -- doesn't get good reviews at all ("wildly inaccurate readings"). Your input please!
  • (vanity) Marty's Christmas Music search 2015

    11/28/2015 10:25:29 AM PST · by martin_fierro · 59 replies
    11/28/15 | marty
    Hi all -- It's that time of year again, when olllll' Marty seeks your suggestions for your favorite Christmas music to add to the iTunes playlist. Suggestions can be from any genre. Prior FReeper responses have turned up some goodies. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  • IT'S MARTY's 15th FRanniversary!!!1!

    04/12/2015 2:22:44 AM PDT · by martin_fierro · 45 replies
    today | marty
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONSTITUTION DAY!

    09/17/2013 12:39:53 PM PDT · by martin_fierro · 13 replies
    Teh Intarwebz | 9/17/13 | marty_f
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONSTITUTION DAY!
  • HAPPY FRANNIVERSARY TO ME!

    04/12/2013 5:46:58 PM PDT · by martin_fierro · 64 replies
    4/12/13 | ol' marty
  • 'We know you're dead, but please tell us if your circumstances change': Bungling council's hugely

    03/11/2012 2:44:21 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 14 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | March 11, 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter
    A grieving family have been left furious after they received a letter addressed to their dead brother - advising him they had stopped his tax benefits because he was dead, but urging him to REAPPLY. Steve Hutchings died on February 22 after sadly losing an 18-month battle against cancer and eight brain tumours. But that didn't stop Bristol City Council writing to him - on the day of his funeral - to explain why his council tax discount was no longer available - because of his death. The letter goes onto explain that if he wanted to reclaim he could,...
  • Shock: requiring death before organ donation is unnecessary, say experts

    11/05/2011 1:24:43 PM PDT · by wagglebee · 64 replies · 1+ views
    LifeSiteNews ^ | 11/3/11 | Kathleen Gilbert
    TORONTO, November 1, 2011 (LifeSiteNews.com) – Because organ donors are often alive when their organs are harvested, the medical community should not require donors to be declared dead, but instead adopt more “honest” moral criteria that allow the harvesting of organs from “dying” or “severely injured” patients, with proper consent, three leading experts have argued. This approach, they say, would avoid the “pseudo-objective” claim that a donor is “really dead,” which is often based upon purely ideological definitions of death designed to expand the organ donor pool, and would allow organ harvesters to be more honest with the public, as...
  • Moderate ready for a good ZOT!

    08/04/2010 5:05:03 AM PDT · by Lizzie in Boston · 221 replies · 3+ views
    I love living in the United States and love political debates! We had an important senate election here and I proudly chose Scott Brown for senate because Martha Coakley was totally clueless and incompetent. I looked at both candidates for president carefully. John McCain is a true military hero and even worked across the aisle on McCain-Feingold, McCain-Lieberman and McCain-Kennedy. Thry were three very good bills. However, McCain is anti-choice, anti-gay and too pro-gun. Barack Obama was short on experience, but I liked his postions on many issues except for the middle east and he's not agressive enough on the...
  • (vain contra-opus) 11 YEARS ON FR FOR MARTY!

    04/12/2010 7:20:11 AM PDT · by martin_fierro · 80 replies · 923+ views
    4/12/10 | marty
    Today's my 11th Anniversary on FR.
  • The Convenient Death

    10/06/2009 7:38:55 PM PDT · by neverdem · 31 replies · 971+ views
    National Review Online ^ | October 06, 2009 | The Editors
    October 06, 2009, 0:00 p.m. The Convenient DeathBy the Editors Wait for patients to die before taking their organs, and the organs won’t be as fresh. Let doctors take the organs from living patients — even if it means causing them to die a little faster than they otherwise would — and the supply of usable organs will go up. Some other patient will get a second chance at life, and the dead guy won’t miss anything: What could possibly go wrong with this idea? The editors of Nature are well aware that this proposal might seem a little...
  • Martin Fierro passed away [no, not the Freeper by the same name]

    03/16/2008 7:57:50 AM PDT · by LouAvul · 148 replies · 4,153+ views
    3/13/08: Martin passed away This afternoon in Marin County, CA after a short battle with cancer. Our legendary Meester was surrounded by his family and loved ones and left in peace.
  • 'Dead' woman sues Porter hospital

    08/06/2008 9:09:52 AM PDT · by 444Flyer · 9 replies · 94+ views
    Post-Tribune ^ | 8-05-08 | James D. Wolf Jr.
    VALPARAISO-The very much alive Jackson Township woman declared dead by Porter hospital in January filed suit last week against the hospital. Diane Wright, 67, and her husband are suing for damages caused when Porter staff declared her dead after a 46-year-old North Judson woman with her name died in the hospital on Jan. 25. Since then, Wright had had her Social Security and Blue Cross/Blue Shield terminated. The federal government billed her husband, Delbert Wright, $2,941.80 for Social Security paid into their joint account.
  • Clinton Ends Primary Season With an Unanswered Question

    06/04/2008 6:27:33 AM PDT · by steve-b · 10 replies · 84+ views
    The Washington Post ^ | 6/4/08 | Anne E. Kornblut
    For 16 months and 14 days, she had been a presidential candidate. For six years before that, a senator and candidate-in-waiting. So now, as her campaign ended in defeat Tuesday night and Hillary Rodham Clinton appeared before her supporters, the question was what she would do next..... She gave a strong, strikingly selfless speech, recalling the working-class voters -- nurses, farmers, teachers, miners -- she met on the road during the campaign, and promising to work for them in terms that rang even more true in the absence of a campaign ahead.....
  • 'Extinct' Rodent Found Alive and Well

    05/21/2007 9:15:30 AM PDT · by Sopater · 73 replies · 1,706+ views
    Fox News ^ | Friday, March 10, 2006 | Bjorn Carey
    A few months after researchers on one team thought they had discovered a new family of rodent, another group snatched their glory by identifying the critter as a member of a family thought long extinct. Last year, scientists described the body of a squirrel-like rodent found for sale in a meat market in Laos. They believed it belonged to a previously undescribed family and named it Laonastes aenigmamus. [Locals call the rodent kha-nyou, according to The Associated Press.] But they failed to fully inspect the fossil record. Upon closer analysis of the creature's teeth, a second group of researchers determined...
  • Candidate loses by 1 million votes, but seeks recount

    11/22/2006 10:35:44 PM PST · by Omega Man II · 30 replies · 1,289+ views
    Candidate loses by 1M, but seeks recount Wed Nov 22, 9:29 PM ET LaPORTE, Ind. - A Libertarian candidate who lost to U.S. Sen. Dick Lugar by more than 1 million votes in the Nov. 7 election has asked for a recount in 10 precincts. Steve Osborn, who lives in LaPorte County's Scipio Township, filed a petition Tuesday with the Indiana Recount Commission seeking the recounts in precincts in Howard, LaPorte, Porter and St. Joseph counties. Osborn, who ran for Congress twice before, received 168,773 votes — about 13 percent of the vote — compared with 1,171,256 for Lugar, who...
  • Bring out yer dead!

    10/12/2006 3:26:16 PM PDT · by Nasty McPhilthy · 21 replies · 708+ views
    MND ^ | October 12, 2006 | by Eye Doc
    Election officials say hundreds of potentially bogus registration cards, including ones for dead and underage people, were submitted by a branch of a national group that has been criticized in the past for similar offenses. At least 1,500 potentially fraudulent registration cards were turned in by the St. Louis branch of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, or ACORN, leading up to Wednesday’s registration deadline for the Nov. 7 election, said Kim Mathis, chairwoman of the St. Louis City Board of Election Commissioners. Invalid registrations solicited by ACORN workers included duplicate or incomplete ones, a 16-year-old voter, dead...
  • Man Caring For Python Found Dead

    09/05/2006 7:04:17 AM PDT · by Abathar · 41 replies · 1,437+ views
    The Indy Channel ^ | September 5, 2006 | AP
    LANESVILLE, Ind. -- A 23-year-old man who was caring for a 14-foot snake in southern Indiana was found dead Monday night. Officials did not know how the man died and would not speculate. The body of the man, identified as Patrick Von Allmen, was to go to the Kentucky Medical Examiner's Office in Louisville for an autopsy Tuesday. Mark Farmer, an Indiana Department of Natural Resources spokesman, said Von Allmen was found in a shed in Lanesville and that the 14-foot reticulated python was found loose in the shed. The snake was captured and returned to the man's family. Indiana...
  • Fidel Castro Ill with Cancer [Castro has stomach cancer]

    08/05/2006 2:08:47 PM PDT · by summer · 138 replies · 5,474+ views
    Brazil -- Cuba’s leader Fidel Castro has cancer, N-TV TV station announced citing Brazilian newspaper Folha de São Paulo considered to be well informed about Castro’s health. According to the newspaper Brazil’s President Luis Inacio Lula da Silva has been informed by Havana that Fidel Castro has a cancer formation in his stomach. “It looks like we are losing our friend,” the Brazilian newspaper reads citing Luis Inacio Lula da Silva. Even if he recovers from the stomach operation Cuba’s leader most probably won’t be able to run the country again, Folha de São Paulo comments.
  • A Dying Al-Zarqawi Tried to Get Away

    06/09/2006 5:54:29 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 46 replies · 1,043+ views
    AP on Yahoo ^ | 6/8/06 | Patrick Quinn - ap
    BAGHDAD, Iraq - Abu Musab al-Zarqawi could barely speak, but he struggled and tried to get away from American soldiers as he lay dying on a stretcher in the ruins of his hideout. The U.S. forces recognized his face, and knew they had the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq. Initially, the U.S. military had said al-Zarqawi was killed outright. But Friday new details emerged of his final moments. For three years, al-Zarqawi orchestrated horrific acts of violence guided by his extremist vision of jihad, or holy war — first against the U.S. soldiers he considered occupiers of Arab lands, then...