Father Christmas: Health Report Every year, as Christmas approaches, Santa Claus visits his local health centre for a check-up. We have had exclusive sight of his doctor's report. It raises serious questions about whether this year's toy deliveries can be guaranteed. First, the railways, then the floods and now this! Name: Mr S. Claus, aka Father Christmas, St Nicholas, St Nick Age: approx 1,720 (born c. 280 AD) Marital status: Single, but lives with numerous elves and several animal companions Nationality: Originally from Asia Minor, now lives at North Pole Occupation: An early Christian bishop turned toy-deliverer. Also the patron...