So, there's this Brazilian national named Andreia Schwartz, 31, who is a convicted prostitute and drug trafficker. A former employee of the reknowned Emperor's VIP club, she apparently has spent much of the last two years in a prison cell in Riker's Island. Just as the wheels of justice were beginning to grind, and she was about to be deported, the Eliot Spitzer (a.k.a. "Love Guv") scandal broke. So, according to this story, what did the U.S. Government do? They offered her a green card to tell all she knew. Unreal.