WHEREAS the root of the Watergate scandal and cover-up was the desire of a sitting President to be re-elected, and WHEREAS the Watergate scandal and cover-up ultimately led to the impeachment and resignation of that sitting President, and WHEREAS The Washington Post, a member in good standing of the Mainstream Media, initiated the investigations leading to that impeachment and resignation, and WHEREAS the Mainstream Media continues, nearly forty years later, to regularly and publicly congratulate itself with an unwritten rule that scandals and cover-ups across all spectra of seriousness, malfeasance, and scope, without exception, shall be described with the suffix...