Wrapping up the Christmas Season in Crazifornia: With California dominated by irreverent liberals at every level of government, saying ‘Merry Christmas’ is so awkward. Christmas carols are no longer allowed to be sung in public schools. Christmas plays have been cancelled, and gift exchanges must be generic. To accommodate this brave new world thinking, may I present the Twelve Days of California’s Generic Holiday, sung to the antiquated Twelve Days of Christmas: