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Americans still remember vividly the scenes from a year ago when Hurricane Katrina swept away entire communities, sent thousands of families for shelter in the Super Dome, and left hundreds of thousands more homeless and jobless. Americans throughout the land were moved to help in any way they could - sending donations and aid and volunteering to meet the needs of our fellow citizens. We responded because that's what Americans do. We care for our country, help our neighbors, and lend a hand to those in need. However, as we all painfully know, the Administration did not live up to...

MIDI - TEENAGER IN LOVE It's really not my fault 'cause our parents we can't pick With headlines I've read lately, I am becoming sick I think I'm in a world that's gone mad I'm hoping Cape Cod Orca Ted's not my dad When there's excessive drinking, don't drive your Oldsmobile If you are on a bridge, don't try to cop a feel I think I'm in a world that's gone mad I'm hoping Cape Cod Orca Ted's not my dad That blowhard is scum...he failed lifeguard class And in the Senate, he's really such an *ss When mother...

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF Keep on pouring and I'll get blotto...then I will go get in my auto My legs quiver...my poor liver...I'm lucky I'm not dead You say Obama and I say Osama...pass me the bottle, I'll step on the throttle Obama, Osama, the bottle, the throttle...let's go drive on the bridge I guess that I shouldn't speak while drunk...that's what some pundits note And I should drive a Vee Dub...an Oldsmobile can't float Dodd and I so love a good waitress sandwich Pass me the mustard, and pass me the Manwich My legs quiver...oh, my...

MIDI - SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP (scroll to "From Oklahoma") Mary Jo, come for a drive with me With the wind in our hair we'll feel free I have all the power of two hundred horses We will have a fun time, you will see Fords and Cads and Jags better scurry 'Cause I'll really be in a hurry 'Cause I'll really be in a hurry in my Oldsmobile You are making my dingy quiver I am hoping you will deliver I know a nice place by a river where I'll cop a feel It's automatic and...

WE HAVE A NEW HERO FROM THE O'REILLY SHOW! O'Reilly: Who's gonna say this isn't a war anymore? Col. David Hunt: We can't have Americans being beheaded anymore. We can't have towns like Fallujah. Its time for the bombs to start dropping. O'Reilly: This is a war. I think just about everybody will believe that at this point. Everyone except Ted Kennedy. Col. David Hunt: Who gives a crap about Ted Kennedy! Put him in a boat in Boston harbor and ship him off!!!! MIDI - LOVE HURTS Hey Ted...fat head...oh, what he said Colonel Hunt...quite blunt...drop back and punt...

http://skyscraper.fortunecity.com/hudson/65/midiworld/rz.html MIDI - WITH OR WITHOUT YOU He's so liberal he's scary...that sums up John F. KerryNo Effin way He has made bad decisions...what he's done is seditionHe's a clone of Teddy...without the dead girl...without the dead girl He is daily flip-flopping...there seems to be no stopping Ted, without...the dead girlWithout the dead girl...without the poor dead girl He is Ted...without the dead girl We have all had quite our fill of his baloney...we can so easily tell that he's a phony We have all had quite our fill...had our fill...we have all had quite our fill of his baloney...