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DFU SONG: Love Hurts (Col. Hunt to ship off Ted Kennedy....hey, Ted -- fat floats)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 6-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/18/2004 9:27:14 PM PDT by doug from upland

WE HAVE A NEW HERO FROM THE O'REILLY SHOW!

O'Reilly: Who's gonna say this isn't a war anymore?

Col. David Hunt: We can't have Americans being beheaded anymore. We can't have towns like Fallujah. Its time for the bombs to start dropping.

O'Reilly: This is a war. I think just about everybody will believe that at this point. Everyone except Ted Kennedy.

Col. David Hunt: Who gives a crap about Ted Kennedy! Put him in a boat in Boston harbor and ship him off!!!!

MIDI - LOVE HURTS

Hey Ted...fat head...oh, what he said
Colonel Hunt...quite blunt...drop back and punt
If he should hear more lip...you'll be on a ship
If over you fall...don't worry at all
Fat floats...fat floats

No more...you bore...we are at war
Just shut your trap...you sap...you'll be bitch slapped
If he should hear more lip...you'll be on a ship
If over you fall...don't worry at all
Fat floats...fat floats

You're that killer lifeguard guy...you just left her there to die
Things have not changed in your car, is that whiskey and rye?

If he should hear more lip...you'll be on a ship
If over you fall...don't worry at all
Fat floats...fat floats...fat floats

(musical break....terrible screeching that may be as annoying as Algore)

If he should hear more lip...you'll be on a ship
If over you fall...don't worry at all
Fat floats...fat floats...fat floats...it floats


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bridge; carsdonotfloat; colonelhunt; drunkenslob; failedlifeguard; kennedy; maryjo; tedkennedy

1 posted on 06/18/2004 9:27:18 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: ConservativeMan55

Pinging you. Your report is to blame for this.


2 posted on 06/18/2004 9:30:07 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland

Thanks! bump!


3 posted on 06/19/2004 7:48:59 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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