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EEWWww. Gross out. Talk about a bumbling, funny debut. I'm sure you all heard about it already. But here is another clip. I don't think even Dan Quayle could do such an amazingly bad job, his first time out, way back when. What a disaster. :D

DUNCAN, Okla. - An Oklahoma woman who married her biological mother has received a 10-year, deferred sentence, according to KFOR. Misty Spann pleaded guilty to incest and will be on probation with two of those years under the supervision of the Oklahoma Department of Corrections. In September 2016, Misty Spann and her mother Patricia were arrested for incest.

If there’s one thing Lena Dunham takes as seriously as her acting, writing, and directing career, her undying love for Lisa Simpson, or being an advocate for ladies everywhere attempting to regrow their sparse, patchy eyebrows, it’s undoubtedly her passion for women’s rights and equality, a cause she has become increasingly vocal about since the last presidential election. So when the Girls star decided it was time to purge her wardrobe, it makes sense that she would want to do so for a good cause, teaming up with Planned Parenthood to make sure that new dress you buy straight out...

In an extraordinary speech yesterday, EU Commission President Jean-Claude Junker threatened to promote the break up of the United States unless President Trump became more supportive of the EU. He said: "Brexit isn’t the end. A lot of people would like it that way, even people on another continent where the newly elected US President was happy that the Brexit was taking place and has asked other countries to do the same. If he goes on like that I am going to promote the independence of Ohio and Austin, Texas in the US."

Ellen DeGeneres will reportedly marry her long-time Australian lover Portia de Rossi in California this weekend. The couple are expected to wed in an intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family, Usmagazine.com reports. DeGeneres, a successful comedian who now hosts a popular daytime talkshow, and 35-year-old de Rossi began dating in December 2004. Following the California Supreme Court's ruling that same sex couple's had the "right to marry," DeGeneres announced on her show in May that she and de Rossi would marry.

Democrats on Monday stepped up pressure on the Bush administration to let Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac buy more mortgages than their portfolios currently allow to forestall an “October surprise” of subprime mortgage resets. In a letter to Ben Bernanke, chairman of the Federal Reserve, Barney Frank, chairman of the House financial services committee, criticised the administration’s reluctance to lift caps on the two government-sponsored mortgage portfolios as “a triumph of a fairly rigid ideology over the facts of the situation”. Mr Frank’s comments came after Chuck Schumer, senator from New York, introduced a bill to temporarily lift the caps...

A 50-year-old principal was found naked in his school office while watching gay pornography on Tuesday, according to sources. Sex toys were found nearby, the sources added. Police said John Acerra was a longtime teacher and principal in the Bethlehem Area School District, but was also allegedly selling crystal meth out of his school office. Acerra, of Allentown, was the principal of Nitschmann Middle School in Bethlehem, and was arrested minutes after he arranged to sell the notoriously addictive drug to a police informant, according to investigators. Police arrived and found meth and drug paraphernalia on his desk, according to...

Audio: Cindy Sheehan says she “planted” her uterus in Crawford; Update: Illegal? A colorful metaphor, perhaps? I’m afraid not. Update: The person who recorded it says it comes from a book signing in Palo Alto. He’s working on finding out the exact date. Also, it’s been slightly edited. Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll...

Sperm donor to pay child supportFrom correspondents in Stockholm, Sweden 13-10-2005 From: Agence France-Presse A SWEDISH man who donated his sperm to a lesbian couple must pay child support for the three children he fathered, Sweden's Supreme Court ruled today. The man, now 39, donated his sperm to the couple in the early 1990s. Three sons were born during the years 1992-1996, according to Swedish news agency TT which reported the ruling. The man told the court that he and the women had agreed that he would play no role in the boys' child rearing and that the two women...

Man Charged After Urinating On Woman University of Michigan Students Involved In Racial IncidentUPDATED: 11:43 am EDT September 18, 2005 An Ann Arbor man could face charges of indecent exposure and other serious charges after he allegedly urinated on woman because she was Asian. Police are calling it a case of ethnic intimidation after the 21-year-old man made derogatory statements to the Asian couple who were walking just a few blocks from the University of Michigan campus, then urinated on a woman. The suspect and the victim are University of Michigan students. Investigators say the man urinated off a second-floor...