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  • DFU SONG: You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore (Streisand can't sue anymore)

    12/04/2003 12:16:36 AM PST · by doug from upland · 10 replies · 222+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS ANYMORE You had taken photos...put them on a website There was my home for riff raff to see I'd been warning you all that you can't mess with me I was really mad I called up my attorney...so began the journey I would get 10 million bucks through the court Anything I want, little people can't thwart But the judge refused to give my claim his support Now they won't let me sue you anymore You're really irritating...like Bush, your face I'm hating I would show you a thing, maybe two I...
  • DFU SONG: You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore (you don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore) 10-1-02

    10/01/2002 10:54:19 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 7 replies · 254+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS ANYMORE You don't fix my website You don't check my spelling When I come home at the end of the day And the limo is scratched…you don't say it's okay A few days ago I'd broken my poor nail…that's when I went pale You acted like it was no big deal I was going nuts…it was oh so surreal Torricelli quit and now his fate has been sealed You don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore You know I am a diva With certain things required And if I am not getting my way...