DFU SONG: You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore (you don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore) 10-1-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS ANYMORE

You don't fix my website
You don't check my spelling
When I come home at the end of the day
And the limo is scratched…you don't say it's okay

A few days ago
I'd broken my poor nail…that's when I went pale
You acted like it was no big deal
I was going nuts…it was oh so surreal
Torricelli quit and now his fate has been sealed
You don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore

You know I am a diva
With certain things required
And if I am not getting my way
I am gonna make sure little people will pay

And if the camera angle's making me look crappy
I'll surely get mad and I'll make quite a scene
If you get in my way, I'll choke you till you're green
You'll all be forgetting that Hillary is mean
You don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore

I'll grab your neck until you're turning green
And you'll all be forgetting that Hillary is mean
You don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore

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[SevenofNine]

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Doug I got that song downloaded and CD burn very few Barbara songs very few

That is funny rack ittttt

[Vidalia]

Barbra Streisand's Younger Sister falls over in a fit after hearing the anti America lyrics.

Never before seen pictures of the Sis while gagging for air.

Streisand was nowhere to be seen to give the sis a hug, and was heard to say, "...her nose is too small to gather the molecular air intake that mine does, the little chicken bitch..." Streisand's obeisant lackey dog-man James Brolin (who loves to lick things Streisand cannot) was not commenting...

[Vidalia]

Barbra Streisand's Younger Sister falls over in a fit after hearing the anti America lyrics. Never before seen pictures of the Sis while gagging for air.

Yes, the first of the pictures are now available...



Streisand was nowhere to be seen to give the sis a hug, and was heard to say, "...her nose is too small to gather the molecular air intake that mine does, the little chicken bitch..."

Streisand's obeisant lackey dog-man James Brolin (who loves to lick things Streisand cannot) was not commenting...

[doug from upland]

Pinging the Barbra fan club.

[doug from upland]

Perhaps gonzo will put it on the FReeper CD.

[doug from upland]

Excellent story about airhead stars -- CLICK.