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DFU SONG: You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore (you don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore) 10-1-02
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 10-2002
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 10/01/2002 10:54:19 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS ANYMORE
You don't fix my website
You don't check my spelling
When I come home at the end of the day
And the limo is scratched
you don't say it's okay
A few days ago
I'd broken my poor nail
that's when I went pale
You acted like it was no big deal
I was going nuts
it was oh so surreal
Torricelli quit and now his fate has been sealed
You don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore
You know I am a diva
With certain things required
And if I am not getting my way
I am gonna make sure little people will pay
And if the camera angle's making me look crappy
I'll surely get mad and I'll make quite a scene
If you get in my way, I'll choke you till you're green
You'll all be forgetting that Hillary is mean
You don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore
I'll grab your neck until you're turning green
And you'll all be forgetting that Hillary is mean
You don't read freaking Shakespeare anymore
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: airhead; disgustingwench; divawitch; exudeshotair; fullofit; kneepadwearer
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posted on
10/01/2002 11:09:24 PM PDT
by
Mo1
To: doug from upland
LOLOLOLOL!!!
Doug I got that song downloaded and CD burn very few Barbara songs very few
That is funny rack ittttt
To: doug from upland
Barbra Streisand's Younger Sister falls over in a fit after hearing the anti America lyrics.
Never before seen pictures of the Sis while gagging for air.
Streisand was nowhere to be seen to give the sis a hug, and was heard to say, "...her nose is too small to gather the molecular air intake that mine does, the little chicken bitch..." Streisand's obeisant lackey dog-man James Brolin (who loves to lick things Streisand cannot) was not commenting...
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posted on
10/01/2002 11:24:28 PM PDT
by
Vidalia
To: doug from upland
Barbra Streisand's Younger Sister falls over in a fit after hearing the anti America lyrics. Never before seen pictures of the Sis while gagging for air.
Yes, the first of the pictures are now available...
Streisand was nowhere to be seen to give the sis a hug, and was heard to say, "...her nose is too small to gather the molecular air intake that mine does, the little chicken bitch..."
Streisand's obeisant lackey dog-man James Brolin (who loves to lick things Streisand cannot) was not commenting...
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posted on
10/01/2002 11:28:32 PM PDT
by
Vidalia
To: whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan
Pinging the Barbra fan club.
To: SevenofNine; gonzo
Perhaps gonzo will put it on the FReeper CD.
To: All
Excellent story about airhead stars --
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