Federal offices were ordered to remain closed in Washington last Tuesday while road crews tried to dig the nation's capital out from under what was billed as "one of the worst snowfalls in decades." This news brings back memories of some previous years when the global warming crowds scheduled major meetings in Washington, D.C. about this time of the year and were sometimes snowed out. There was no word of that happening this year, so maybe they have learned that global warming often forgets the District of Columbia. Actually, this year global warming forgot the whole Northeastern section of the...