Let me preamble by pointing out that if George Bush had done this, it would have been sufficient for a blatantly dishonest and biased media to broadcast the footage everywhere in order to create the narrative that Bush was hopelessly stupid, and it would have inspired a four-part CNN miniseries questioning why President Bush was so hostile and so ignorant regarding Hispanic culture. Mainstream talking heads would have crawled out of myriad holes to opine on this shocking display of stupidity and insensitivity, and "journalists" would have produced dozens of offended Mexicans to document their outrage for mass consumption. Many...