I Stalked Carrot Top He wormed his way into my brain, so I vowed to get into his soul--if there was one. FORTUNE Monday, May 12, 2003 By Erik Torkells I hate Carrot Top the way everyone hates Carrot Top: fleetingly but vividly. When he screeches, "Dial down the center!" in those 15-second AT&T ads, I get a shudder of repulsion. By the time I've aimed the remote, he's gone. And I forget about him. But then one day I switched the channel only to stumble across him again, and I actually thought about the man. Who was he? A...