To the tune of the Civil War ballad, "The Vacant Chair":
Refrain:
We shall meet and vote against him. There will be one vacant chair.
We shall joyously dismiss him, And our country will be spared.
When four years ago we gathered, Joy was in his staring eyes.
Now our nation is divided, And our hopes in ruin lie.
Many bought his untold story, The media swooned, they fawned and wept
One did speak so ever fondly, of a thrill and where it crept.
Sweeping o'er our ruined nation. untold millions without work,
In thy green energy ashes, He will no longer laugh and smirk.
We will hear from all his minions, cries of how we stole his crown
To save our nation from disaster, we must replace this royal clown.
We shall meet and vote against him. There will be one vacant chair.
We shall joyously dismiss him, And our country will be spared.