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Hope this works. Here's a Minnesota Snow Cat.

Weren't the passengers told that "in the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device"?

The teller was suspicious...

Everyone knows or should know by now that banks are required to report every cash transaction of $10,000 or more. In addition, they are required to file Suspicious Activity Reports for any customer behavior, regardless of the monetary value, if they deem it suspicious. I don't know who defines suspicious, where the reports go or who does anything about them. Maybe a banker out there can fill in the details.

Sounds like this teller was well trained.

Police suspect the credit card and driver's license were fake.

Is Chief Moose at work here?

Just how do you make a nuisance of yourself among a crowd of vodka-stoned New Year's revelers?

And what is the rest of the story?