The Republic of Boon Island [Maine] ~ POLITICAL OFFICES FOR SALE!OFFICES FOR SALE! Get yours today! President - $100,000 Previous experience in despotism helpful but not necessary. Moral flexibility a must. People skills are a plus.Vice President - $75,000 Assume Presidential duties when needed. Hold gavel for Parliament. Other duties as signed.Attorney General - $25,000Secretary of Defense - $25,000 Will keep Boon Island safe from harm. Applicants who know how to get the bomb will be given preference.Secretary of State - $25,000Secretary of the Treasury - $25,000 Print and distribute official Republic of Boon Island currency (the Boonie). Artistic skills...