You know, a crazy thing happened to me yesterday: I was pulled over for expired registration while driving my wife's car. Knowing the reputation that Texas law enforcement has, I knew to follow my father's advice when interacting with the law: "Go Limp". That is, do not give attitude or even possess a whiff of obstinance; do not give the officer any reason to dislike you (my old man can be pretty wise for a liberal). And anyway, I am too old and my back too achy to take a beatdown, and I was wearing my nice slacks too (Dirty...