Jay: We have a special guest: Arnold Schwarzenegger, star of the reprehensible Terminator movies. Arnold: Jay, my new film is a mixture of action and comedy. It's called "Terminator: Let's Get Silly". [cut to clip from movie showing Terminator with a microphone in front of a brick wall] Terminator: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? [pause] That's the joke. Man: [from audience] You suck, Terminator! [Terminator pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience] Terminator: Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls. Man: [from...