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ZZZOT! Schwarzenegger intervivewd about new movie
Posted on 10/07/2003 1:23:10 PM PDT by awaken
Jay: We have a special guest: Arnold Schwarzenegger, star of the reprehensible Terminator movies.
Arnold: Jay, my new film is a mixture of action and comedy. It's called "Terminator: Let's Get Silly".
[cut to clip from movie showing Terminator with a microphone in front of a brick wall]
Terminator: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
[pause] That's the joke.
Man: [from audience] You suck, Terminator!
[Terminator pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience]
Terminator: Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
Man: [from audience] Hey, that really sucked!
[Terminator pulls the pin on a grenade and tosses it at him]
Arnold: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.
Jay: [contemptuous] How do you sleep at night?
Arnold: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
Jay: Just asking. Yeesh!
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bemorefunny; breachbirthanoxia; kittenchow; megazot; ozonealert; sandwichshyofpicnic; syphilliticdementia; takeyourmeds; tinfoil; trollalert; vikingkitties; zot; zotthetroll
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posted on
10/07/2003 1:23:10 PM PDT
by
awaken
To: awaken
Just a friendly hint - humor is supposed to be funny.
2
posted on
10/07/2003 1:24:08 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Cure Arnold of groping - throw him into a dark closet with Janet Reno and shut the door.)
To: awaken
Simpson episode?
3
posted on
10/07/2003 1:24:25 PM PDT
by
laotzu
To: awaken
Wow. A new low in stupidity.
To: awaken
Stupid
To: awaken
Welcome to FR. Be more funny.
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posted on
10/07/2003 1:25:04 PM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
("We happy because when we switch on the TV you never see Saddam Hussein. That's a big happy.")
To: awaken
leave humor to the professionals.
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posted on
10/07/2003 1:25:47 PM PDT
by
Hildy
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posted on
10/07/2003 1:26:13 PM PDT
by
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To: awaken
Don't give up your day job.
9
posted on
10/07/2003 1:26:31 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with loaded guns and those that dig.)
To: awaken
The air begins to tingle. The clouds roil. Faint strains of Wagner in the distance, growing louder.
10
posted on
10/07/2003 1:27:45 PM PDT
by
per loin
To: Poohbah; BlueLancer; 4mycountry; jriemer; hchutch
11
posted on
10/07/2003 1:28:34 PM PDT
by
dighton
(NLC™)
To: Lazamataz; Registered
Care to show him how it's done, guys?
12
posted on
10/07/2003 1:28:53 PM PDT
by
MrConfettiMan
(No Guns, Know Criminals. Know Guns, No Criminals.)
To: awaken; hchutch; Chancellor Palpatine
This needs a ZOT! for flavor...
13
posted on
10/07/2003 1:29:13 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
("[Expletive deleted] 'em if they can't take a joke!" -- Major Vic Deakins, USAF)
To: per loin
Somewhere in the distance, a kitten sharpens it's claws.
14
posted on
10/07/2003 1:30:33 PM PDT
by
Shooter 2.5
(Don't punch holes in the lifeboat.)
To: per loin; Shooter 2.5
15
posted on
10/07/2003 1:31:51 PM PDT
by
dighton
(NLC™)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Don't give up your day job.The sign should say, "NOW HIRING MORONIC LOSERS". The DU troll is back.
16
posted on
10/07/2003 1:33:47 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(I am ashamed the dixie chicks are from Texas!)
To: awaken
Yep! Enjoyed it. However, a blurb about placing Ariana Huffington's head in the toilet bowel in the next Termite movie would have helped.
To: awaken
"End of Gray's"?
To: awaken
Judgement Day
19
posted on
10/07/2003 1:35:23 PM PDT
by
evets
(Warning: graphic images.)
To: MrConfettiMan
I think the kittens took one look at this lame-assed post and decided that it would be a waste of perfectly good electricity to load the capacitors for this lightweight. So they sent us an appropriate caliber weapon to take out this nitwit:
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posted on
10/07/2003 1:35:42 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Cure Arnold of groping - throw him into a dark closet with Janet Reno and shut the door.)
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