Oh, sure, The Beer Man says he's conservative. And he has all the "right" positions on all the "right" issues.Abortion? Solidly pro-life and a regular volunteer at a South Carolina women's clinic.Government? Its only function is to protect citizens from foreign and domestic enemies.Taxes? Start with no new ones, and minimize or eliminate the ones we already have.And a new ballpark for his beloved Savannah Sand Gnats? Not if means a tax increase.Conservatively speaking, he's got all the "right" moves.But where's he stand on that most troubling issue of the last 30 years?No, not busing or race relations or terrorism.Baseball's...