During a speech in Boston, John Kerry accused Republicans of voter intimidation. He said, Leaflets are handed out saying Democrats vote on Wednesday, Republicans vote on Tuesday..... Now what is the source Kerry used? He got his information from the kings of satire, The Onion and Scrappleface. I kid you not. This is what The Onion wrote. That's why we put up hundreds of brightly colored banners featuring Martin Luther King Jr. and the 'Vote November 3' reminder. We needed to make sure they know when we want them at polling places. And from Scrappleface, The truth is: November 3rd...