'Pete Hegseth Is Problematic,' Says Room Full Of Satanic Pedophiles

'Pete Hegseth Is Problematic,' Says Room Full Of Satanic Pedophiles
The Bee ^ | December 6, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 12/06/2024 12:26:36 PM PST by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yet another of President-elect Donald Trump's cabinet nominees continued to face an uphill battle for confirmation from the Senate, as potential Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was deemed "morally unqualified" by a room filled with satanic pedophiles.

Discussions continued on Capitol Hill, with Hegseth remaining adamant that he would fight to gain confirmation to lead the Department of Defense despite ongoing opposition from the degenerate, alcoholic lumps in the Senate.

"He just doesn't have the moral fiber necessary to serve the American people," said one senator who spent the previous night at a secret cocaine orgy that ended with the disposal of multiple dead bodies. "Our nation's capital is a place of reverence and integrity, where only people held in the highest regard are placed in positions of influence and authority. I've heard troubling rumors about Mr. Hegseth from anonymous sources. I'm not comfortable with voting for his confirmation at this time. I will look into it further after next week's satanic ritual sacrifice."

Other senators echoed the same concerns. "How can we trust a man like this?" asked a senator who just finished drinking the blood of a trafficked migrant. "There are some serious questions about Pete Hegseth's moral standing, and I'm not sure they can be ignored. His character is a big red flag. If he had joined us at the Feast of the Damned last weekend, we might feel more comfortable with him."

At publishing time, Hegseth's nomination was reportedly hanging by a thread after a group of senators questioned his lack of experience in sending young men to fight endless foreign wars.

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Satanist Democrat Senators take a break from buggering children to accuse Cabinet Nominees.

1 posted on 12/06/2024 12:26:36 PM PST by Navy Patriot

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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee tells the truth disguised as satire.

2 posted on 12/06/2024 12:32:14 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)

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To: Navy Patriot

And in other news:

The Biden regime has quietly revoked the veterans hiring preference for civil service jobs and promotions, which since the 1944 Veterans Act gave eligible veterans preference over others for appointments in federal civil service selection, a memorandum obtained by American Greatness shows.

The goal of the veterans’ preference law was to “provide a uniform method by which qualified veterans [could] receive special consideration for federal employment,” according to Military.com.

By law, veterans who are disabled or who served on active duty during certain specified time periods or in military campaigns are entitled to preference over non-veterans both in hiring from competitive lists and in retention during reductions in force.

New guidelines from the Defense Civilian Personnel Advisory Service (DCPAS) now stipulate that “veterans’ preference should be considered on an equal basis as other qualified candidates.” READ AT: https://amgreatness.com/2024/12/05/scoop-biden-regime-quietly-revokes-veterans-hiring-preference-for-civil-service-jobs/

3 posted on 12/06/2024 12:32:15 PM PST by KeyLargo

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To: Navy Patriot

One of their best articles.

4 posted on 12/06/2024 12:35:46 PM PST by DocRock

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To: Navy Patriot

BOOM!!

5 posted on 12/06/2024 12:41:22 PM PST by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA, AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)

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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...

'Hegseth' FR search results, broken into years:

6 posted on 12/06/2024 12:45:37 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)

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To: Navy Patriot

Too bad it’s not satire.

7 posted on 12/06/2024 1:52:26 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)

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To: Navy Patriot

Ernst believes in transgenderism. More war.

8 posted on 12/06/2024 2:19:58 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)

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