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In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset
The Babylone Bee ^
| May 21, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/24/2021 2:04:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
BILLUND, DENMARK—Hot on the heels of the company's new "Everyone is Awesome" playset and genderless blocks without male or female connectors, the LEGO group revealed its commemorative Pride Month playset: a new Sodom and Gomorrah set.
The entirely flammable, destructible set includes dozens of pagan minifigs plus a bonus Lot and his wife, who is, of course, a pillar of salt. Children can press a button on the set and the whole thing explodes in flames, and they can even participate in the carnage using the included brimstone launcher.
"Hooray! The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against the unrighteousness of men!" shouted one child in a new commercial for the set as he chucked some Lego brimstone at his village full of screaming minifigs. "Flee, fornicators, for the Lord's anger is kindled against you! If you do not repent, He will whet His sword in vengeance! HAHAHA!"
"We're excited to celebrate LGBTQ history with this iconic scene from the Bible!" said Lego spokesperson Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda. "There is fantastic representation in this set, as it includes plenty of Middle Easterners, some angels of the Lord, LOTS of LGBTQ people, and one person of salt."
"You won't find a more inclusive set anywhere!"
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KEYWORDS: brimstone; diversity; inclusion; lego; lgbtq; playset; pridemonth; satire; sodomandgomorrah
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Lot was a pillar of his community.
His wife? [shrug] Well, she did her best.
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:05:23 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Make sure your fire insurance is paid up before giving this one to the kids.
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Read a little....smiled and looked...yes...the BEE
To: ClearCase_guy
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:06:37 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:12:49 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.d)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:14:11 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.d)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Salt shaker in the shape of Lot’s wife?
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:14:27 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: SkyDancer
She was a mover and a shaker, until she wasn’t...
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:17:24 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
wonder if a fire extinguisher is included...
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:34:30 PM PDT
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: polymuser
Looks like someone needs to calibrate their 3d printer a little better.
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:34:42 PM PDT
by
Kommodor
(Solzhenitsyn was an optimist...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:36:38 PM PDT
by
Persevero
(I am afraid propriety has been set at naught. - Jane Austen )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Are all the residences crispy critters?
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:39:19 PM PDT
by
tallyhoe
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I dunno. When I was a kid I would have loved a playset that would burst into flames at the push of a button. As well as being able to launch brimstone missiles into it.
Heck. I’d still love one. They should add special action figures like Pete Buttplug, Harvey Milk and RuPaul.
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posted on
05/24/2021 2:39:25 PM PDT
by
Seruzawa
(The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Flee, fornicators ... lol
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
05/24/2021 3:16:46 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
To: ClearCase_guy
I heard she was the salt of the earth.
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posted on
05/24/2021 3:18:03 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
To: Persevero
At least that one will have masks when it comes out.
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