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Something Every Zottee Should Realize
Posted on 11/17/2005 6:15:41 AM PST by Turkey Day
Edited on 11/17/2005 6:55:06 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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To: Turkey Day
Happy Thanksgiving to you, too...
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posted on
11/17/2005 6:24:37 AM PST
by
rudy45
To: Turkey Day
"You people are jerks. Not likeable jerks either, but the kind folks would like to smack in the back of the head with a shovel. Think Judge Snells from Caddyshack or Neidermier from Animal House."
You're completely right of course. My wife tells me I'm a jerk regularly. I sleep well.
82
posted on
11/17/2005 6:24:37 AM PST
by
dljordan
To: OB1kNOb
83
posted on
11/17/2005 6:24:39 AM PST
by
twntaipan
(What did the comPost know? And when did they know it?)
To: Turkey Day
I'm quite proud of being a jerk. My hobbies include tearing wings from butterflies, scamming the elderly, and poking sticks into disabled people's wheelchairs.
84
posted on
11/17/2005 6:24:40 AM PST
by
Seamoth
To: Turkey Day
Of course you would hit me in the back of the head. You are a coward and would not face me.
85
posted on
11/17/2005 6:24:47 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(massgopguy)
To: Turkey Day; meowmeow; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; an amused spectator; ctlpdad; ...
You Might be a Troll if ... If that post is the best you can come up with ... you might be a troll.
If you like DU ... you might be a troll.
If you have had more than two screen names at Free Republic in one week ... you might be a troll.
If you can't remember the last time you bathed ... you might be a troll.
If you think that U.S. courts should consider the rulings and opinions of the courts of other countries rather than basing their rulings exclusively on the U.S. Constitution and the laws of the U.S. and of its several states ... you might be a troll.
If you think The Guardian is anything other than a socialist rag ... you are probably a troll.
If you think algore really won the Florida election, but the mean old US Supreme Court wouldn't allow the rules for counting ballots to be changed to your liking ... you must be a troll.
If you think the economy would be doing better if Congress hadn't passed those piddly little tax cuts ... you must be a troll.
If you think foreign policy under an algore administration or that of any of the current democrat wannabees would make us safer from attack from our enemies ... you must be a troll.
86
posted on
11/17/2005 6:25:08 AM PST
by
VRWCmember
(hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative, and loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
To: theDentist
Parents?
His poor old single momma, put on her old gray bustle and went out to hustle for her crack.
To: Turkey Day
WOW, I made it BTZ. BTW, You're retarded. If you do some soul searching, you'll realize I'm right.
88
posted on
11/17/2005 6:25:38 AM PST
by
SwankyC
(1st Bn 11th Marines Semper Fi)
To: Turkey Day
USUAL LIBERAL....STUCK ON STUPID
89
posted on
11/17/2005 6:25:48 AM PST
by
maeng
To: Turkey Day
90
posted on
11/17/2005 6:25:57 AM PST
by
steve-b
(A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
To: Turkey Day
ZOT !
91
posted on
11/17/2005 6:25:59 AM PST
by
Coyoteman
(I love the sound of beta decay in the morning!)
To: Abathar
I've got a fever. And the only cure is more ZOT.
To: Turkey Day
You people are jerks. I may be a "jerk", but I *did* stay at a Holiday Inn last night! :)
93
posted on
11/17/2005 6:26:20 AM PST
by
The Duke
To: Turkey Day
The time has come. Code Zulu Oscar Tango. Execute order 66
94
posted on
11/17/2005 6:26:25 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: Turkey Day; Darksheare; cripplecreek; darkwing104
95
posted on
11/17/2005 6:26:38 AM PST
by
ARealMothersSonForever
(Proud to be named as a member of the Radical Right Wing. Vast Right Wing got old.)
To: Turkey Day
Better a jerk than a DUmmy.
96
posted on
11/17/2005 6:26:49 AM PST
by
pke
To: Turkey Day
Yes I think I can feel it.
It's the world's smallest shovel, wielded by the world's weakest person.
97
posted on
11/17/2005 6:27:18 AM PST
by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: pke
You are a waste of bandwidth...
To: Turkey Day; Borax Queen
BQ....did you know that EVERY FReeper is a jerk?
Aren't you glad that we now know that EVERY poster in FR is a jerk? Doesn't this mean that this Turkey is one, too????? : )
99
posted on
11/17/2005 6:27:25 AM PST
by
nicmarlo
To: Turkey Day
You sound like a group of college professors I had the misfortune of dining with the other night. Do you proudly refer to yourself as an "academic?"
100
posted on
11/17/2005 6:27:29 AM PST
by
Blue Eyes
(I love Lucy. How 'bout you? Do you love Lucy, too?)
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