Posted on 11/17/2005 6:15:41 AM PST by Turkey Day
Edited on 11/17/2005 6:55:06 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Happy Thanksgiving to you, too...
"You people are jerks. Not likeable jerks either, but the kind folks would like to smack in the back of the head with a shovel. Think Judge Snells from Caddyshack or Neidermier from Animal House."
You're completely right of course. My wife tells me I'm a jerk regularly. I sleep well.
It's playtime!
I'm quite proud of being a jerk. My hobbies include tearing wings from butterflies, scamming the elderly, and poking sticks into disabled people's wheelchairs.
Of course you would hit me in the back of the head. You are a coward and would not face me.
If that post is the best you can come up with ... you might be a troll.
If you like DU ... you might be a troll.
If you have had more than two screen names at Free Republic in one week ... you might be a troll.
If you can't remember the last time you bathed ... you might be a troll.
If you think that U.S. courts should consider the rulings and opinions of the courts of other countries rather than basing their rulings exclusively on the U.S. Constitution and the laws of the U.S. and of its several states ... you might be a troll.
If you think The Guardian is anything other than a socialist rag ... you are probably a troll.
If you think algore really won the Florida election, but the mean old US Supreme Court wouldn't allow the rules for counting ballots to be changed to your liking ... you must be a troll.
If you think the economy would be doing better if Congress hadn't passed those piddly little tax cuts ... you must be a troll.
If you think foreign policy under an algore administration or that of any of the current democrat wannabees would make us safer from attack from our enemies ... you must be a troll.
WOW, I made it BTZ. BTW, You're retarded. If you do some soul searching, you'll realize I'm right.
USUAL LIBERAL....STUCK ON STUPID
I've got a fever. And the only cure is more ZOT.
I may be a "jerk", but I *did* stay at a Holiday Inn last night! :)
Live Turkey!
Better a jerk than a DUmmy.
Yes I think I can feel it.
It's the world's smallest shovel, wielded by the world's weakest person.
You are a waste of bandwidth...
BQ....did you know that EVERY FReeper is a jerk?
Aren't you glad that we now know that EVERY poster in FR is a jerk? Doesn't this mean that this Turkey is one, too????? : )
You sound like a group of college professors I had the misfortune of dining with the other night. Do you proudly refer to yourself as an "academic?"
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