Free Republic
Browse · Search
Smoky Backroom
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



TOPICS: Breaking News; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Free Republic
KEYWORDS: 0; 00; 0000000conspiracyguy; 0000000gotzot; 0000irishthatcherite; 000freedumb2003; 0acaguy; 0wn3d; 0wn4g3; 0wned; 15yardpenalty; 1dumbtroll; 36104; 65535; 65kposts; aaaaaaaaaaaaaacaguy; aaamaglevpingalo; abortazot; abstemious; absurd; acluphaggot; addmetoalllists; afraid; agenerationoftards; alcoholforoil; alltheprettykeywords; allyourbase; allyourzotrbelong2us; alurbabesrbelongtome; amiloggedon; annanicole; annoying; anotherkeyword; anotherundeadthread; apprehensive; areyouseries; arse; arthurmcgowan; asphalt; asphaltisverysmart; ass; assclown; asshatcrybaby; astronaut; asymptoticbozoncount; auchduzott; awkward; awwwwww; azzhat; babbling; baby; badaping; baffled; bahhumbug; bastardlyandmuttly; battered; bawling; beeber; beeberstuning; befuddled; bellsarepinging; bendoverandzot; benlurkin; bewildered; bhabg; bigrubberball; bitchingforcolumbine; biteme; bitemyleftzot; bitter; blingbling; blueoyster; bnpbooster; bobrunsthingshere; bobsyouruncle; boing; boneheaded; boneless; boring; braketard; breachbirthanoxia; breakingnews; breastfedbyjanetreno; brideofundeadthread; brilliant; bringyourpinger; brokaw; broken; brokendown; browbeaten; bugupyourbutt; buhbye; butnobodylikesspam; bwahahaha; calllingyoumrgrumpy; callmemrgrumpy; cassettememory; castrated; cheerless; cheese; cheesecake; chestersayshi; chickencordonbleu; chickenkiev; childleftbehind; chode; clumsy; commodore64; confused; conquered; conundrum; couric; coward; crabbywabby; crackheads; craven; crotchety; crybaby; crying; cryingontheinside; cythesinglegal; dangus; dastardlyandmuttly; deadcorpse; deadnewbieposting; deadtrollssociety; deathbyzot; debased; defective; defenseless; deficient; deflated; degenerate; dejected; delicate; delusional; democratcrybaby; demoralized; demsarestoopid; demtard; dependent; depraved; depressing; dermightyzot; destitute; disappointment; disgraced; disgraceful; dishonorable; dismal; dispirited; distressed; dizzy; dobongs; dominated; donotfearthezot; dontlaughimseries; dontmesswithmypingy; dontreadthiskeyword; doodoosniffer; doodootheclown; doormat; dopey; downcast; downtrodden; drainbamage; drdeanpatient; drunkandstupied; drunkentroll; duhuh; duidiot; dull; dumbassdunce; dumbassidiot; dumbassliberal; dumbasstroll; dumberthanhammers; dummietroll; dunce; duncezotted; dunderhead; dutroll; eaker; easilyupset; eatsrootsandleaves; edgy; eelctrotherapyneeded; ejected; elastic; embarrassment; epic; everythinghappens2me; exploited; failure; fainthearted; fascist; fearful; feeble; fellowshipoftheping; finbar; flailing; flimsy; fool; forestgrump; forwhomthebellthroll; foshizzle; fragile; frail; freepaholicsdream; freepinochet; frightened; frustrated; fueledbystupidity; funnawunnalouie; gabbagabbahey; gamemisconduct; generickeyword; gerbilherdsman; getalife; giacomo; gimmeabrake; girlymanalert; gloomy; goofball; gopingyourself; grapejelly; grinchwhostolexmas; grumpymonkey; gutless; hapless; harrrrummmph; hastalavistababy; hateamericafilth; hatingamerica; headupass; helpless; herekittykitty; hesfromncarolina; hesright; heyisaiddontreadthis; heymom; hezotshescores; hheeeerresjohnnie; hillaryisahottie; himom; homosexualadgenda; hopeless; hucktamunna; huh; hukedonnfoniks; humiliated; humor; hurtswheniping; hypersensitive; hysterical; iamajealousmod; iamwearingadiaper; ibrakeforzots; ice; ideservezot; idiotcantspell; idioticoptout; idontlikechildren; igotdazot; igotyerpingrighthere; illbayismyhero; ilovezot; imanangrylittlefella; immoral; impaired; impotantincarolina; impoverished; imsostupid; imtoosexytobepinged; inadequate; inbred; incapable; incompetent; inconsequential; indecisive; inebriated; ineedalife; ineffective; inept; injured; inoculated; inocuous; insignificant; instructive; intransitive; inundated; invertebrate; ipingedonmyshoes; ireland; isthisyourbrain; istillcantping; itburnswheniping; itsalongthread; itszottingtime; ittollsforthee; iwantu2playwith; iwashere; iwritebrilliant; jackass; jackwagon; jalepenoanalsalve; jamesthewonderbaby; jellopudding; jennings; jetjaguar; jingo; jizzmoglobin; jjfatepartdeux; johnkeatsisdead; johnsmallberries; justsaynotodrugs; juvenile; k1avg; kingoftortes; kingproutisajerk; koolaidforoil; kucinichmilitant; lacking; ladyjag; laughable; lazsezzot; lazzotsyou; leroyblows; libisamentaldisease; libtardsrus; lillylivered; lookatme; lordofthepings; loser; lowercase; lowercaselowercase; luv2rainonyourparade; maeybebaby; maeybepeeple; maglevpingaling; majorlongassthread; masterofpings; maxinewaters; maxx; meager; meatslapper; medicationtime4troll; medievalrhubarb; mediocre; megathread; meow; merrypingday; mess; milquetoast; minor; minute; miserable; molassesmiasma; monkeybaiter; monkeyface; monkeyface2; moodyblues; moonbatard; moonbatovermiami; moonbatsstolemybrain; moose; moosebitmesister; moosejuice; moron; mostkeywordsever; movetochat; movezig4greatjustice; mrmommy; mrpoopypants; muchadoaboutnothing; mudslides; mumbling; muscatel; mybeebergotstuned; mybeeberisstuned; mykeywordtoo; mymoomysaysimspecial; mynameisalgore; mypingaling; mypoopyhurts; myzotisbetter; myzotisbigger; myzotisfaster; myzotissooohot; myzotrocks; myzotrules; nambypamby; namethatzot; narf; needalife; needsanenema; needsmorekeywords; neenertard; negligible; nervous; nervousnelly; newbie; newundead; nicknameisdumbarse; nighttrain; notdead; obtuse; offyourmeds; ohhhzotsrock; ohthedrama; olivethereindeer; onemorekeyword; onepingalingy; ooooooooooookeywords; oopsicrappedmypants; oppressed; overpowered; oversensitive; overwhelmed; own4g3; ownage; owned; ownzored; owrkatetheweatherman; oxygenstarved; oyyoyyoyyoyyoyyoyyoy; ozone; ozoneactionthread; ozonealert; ozonereactionthread; paltry; panicky; pantiesinawad; paranoid; parindle; parindled; parindlehim; parindleme; pathetic; peedincornflakes; peeple; peepleisasking; penguinhumor; personalfoul; pessimistic; petite; petty; pingadingding; pingawhaambulance; pinglemyfancy; pingmeeverywhere; pingmetomorrow; pingmeubeast; pingpingpingpingping; pingpong; pings; pingsformoney; pingthatshouldnotbe; pingthis; pinhead; pleeezepleeezezotme; pmsmigrainsinc; poopoohead; poor; poorbaby; poorpoorpitifulme; powerless; prozac; psychoclown; puny; pusillanimous; putbacktheliquor; pwn3d; pwn4g3; pwnd; pwned; pwnt; pwnz0r3d; qtipkittylove; questionable; rain; rant; rateatroll; rather; reducereuserecycle; repressed; resurrected; retardedfool; returnofjjfate; ricepudding; rickoshayrabbit; ridethelightning; ridethezot; ridiculous; rkbarules; roads; rockrollandping; rodneykingwashere; rogets; romney; rudeness; sad; sadtruthaboutatroll; sanctimoniousness; sandwichshyofpicnic; savethedrama4urmama; scambaiting; scared; schizophrenic; scrawny; scurvy; selfrighteous; seventhsojourn; shameful; shortattentionspan; shy; sickly; simperingwimp; singforpings; sister; sleazy; slight; smacktard; small; sniveling; sobbing; somanytardssofewzots; somebodyneedsahug; sonoftheundeadthread; sorry; sortofdead; spam; spamspam; spamspamspam; spamspamspamspam; spamspamspamspamspam; spandexpantload; spastic; speechless; spellcheckerworking; spellczech; spineless; spiritless; spootheotherbluemeat; spoozemonkee; stillzotting; stingmypinger; stingyourpinger; stonedtroll; stopvanitykeywords; stune; stunedmybeeber; stuneme; stunememore; stunemybeeber; stunemybeeberbaby; subordinated; suckstobeme; sucktard; syphilliticdementia; takeyourmedication; takeyourmeds; tardextrordinare; tardzot; taxbrakesfortherich; taxchick; tbsshow; teambirkhead; technicalfoul; teresaisthatyou; terrischiavo; thatsgonnaleaveaping; theotherreindeer; thesaurus; thethreadthatwontdie; thingsthatgozot; thinkb4posting; thinskinned; thiskeywordsux; thistardiszotted; threadthatwontdie; threadwithoutendamen; thumbsuckingmaroon; thunderbird; timexsinclair; timid; timorous; tiny; tonguetied; topingornottoping; touchmypingy; tozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz; travel; trifling; trivial; trollingfordummies; trollishigh; trollisinneedofazot; trolloncrack; trollonpot; trollsoup; trollzot; trollzotted; trounced; trs80; tuliptree76; twit; typicalwhiteperson; uncontrolled; undeadthread2; undisciplined; unfortunate; unimportant; unimpressive; unprincipled; useadultdiapers; ut2; valueless; varmintkong; verylongkeywordspam; victimhood; victorkilo; vikingkitties; vulnerable; waaaaaaaaaa; waaaambulancechaser; wacktard; wackyposter; wackytroll; waffling; wanker; wanting; watchout4zombies; weak; weakkneed; weakwilled; wee; weeping; welcomeslip18; wellbutrin; whack; whackjob; whackman; whacktard; what; whatamaroon; whatatard; whereistomdaschle; whimperingsimp; whinecheese; whiners; whinetard; whiny; whitelightning; whopingedinmybed; wimp; worried; worthless; wreck; wretched; youaremrgrumpy; youknow; youngandstupid; youramoron; youreouttahere; yourpingaling; yousillypinger; yousillypwanger; yoyodyne; yoyyoyyoy; zawt; zeezoteezhot; zerowashere; zoloft; zot; zotadumbass; zotadummy; zotadunce; zotalotadingdong; zotanidiot; zotarts; zotatardforscience; zotathon; zotatroll; zotbait; zotcrazy; zotfest; zotforvictory; zotgasm; zothead; zotiseverywhere; zotisyourfriend; zotitswhatsfordinner; zotizeasy; zotjudgegreer; zotloft; zotlover; zotmalldaylong; zotmaryrobinson; zotme247; zotme247365; zotmeagainandagain; zotmealldaylong; zotmeallmonthlong; zotmeallnightlong; zotmeallweeklong; zotmeallyearlong; zotmeamadeus; zotmeatthepumps; zotmebaby; zotmeforever; zotmehard; zotmehardandlong; zotmeharder; zotmeimaloser; zotmeimanassclown; zotmeimanidiot; zotmeimdumb; zotmeimstupid; zotmeindanuts; zotmeintheass; zotmeinthebutt; zotmeintheevening; zotmeintheface; zotmeinthemorning; zotmeintonextweek; zotmeintothesky; zotmelong; zotmelongandhard; zotmeoverandover; zotmesolongipuke; zotmesolongithurts; zotmesomemore; zotmetilithurts; zotmetillimdead; zotmetillipuke; zotmetilliscream; zotmeuptheass; zotmezombie; zotmichaelshiavo; zotmobile; zotmyass; zotmybilderberg; zotmyislamicass; zotmysorryass; zotmyworld; zotnip; zotopedia; zotorama; zotpeterson; zotsalot; zotsarecool; zotsmcginty; zottalicious; zottarget; zotted; zotted247; zotted247365; zottedassclown; zottedbacktomecca; zottedbacktothedump; zotteddumbass; zotteddummy; zotteddunce; zottedidiot; zottedislamofascist; zottedleftist; zottedloser; zottedmoron; zotthestupidtroll; zotthisassclown; zotthisdutroll; zotthisidiot; zotthisloser; zotthistroll; zotthyself; zotty; zottytrained; zotusmaximus; zotwaseverywhere; zotwashere; zotwasthere; zotwhatithought; zotwhore; zotyourmamma; zotzilla; zotzotbaby; zuluoscartango; zzott; zzzhowmanykeywords; zzzmanykewords; zzzmanykeywords; zzzot; zzzotspiracy; zzzzzooooottttt; zzzzzzzot; zzzzzzzzzzscott0347; zzzzzzzzzzzzzottarts; zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzot
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 8,821-8,8408,841-8,8608,861-8,880 ... 36,221-36,239 next last
To: King Prout

LOL!

Preview was that good?


8,841 posted on 01/30/2005 10:13:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Trolls beware, the icy hands of the forum wraith are behind you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8840 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

he might have been upset because aluminum doesn't grind well, so is difficult to get as a fine powder.

neat: take some fine steel wool and brush it with the contacts of a 9volt battery (outside, of course)


8,842 posted on 01/30/2005 10:14:05 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8839 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

it "gave me wood" it was so accurate to the books.


8,843 posted on 01/30/2005 10:14:41 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8841 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

even though Nancy will be wearing clothes, it was still very true to the books.


8,844 posted on 01/30/2005 10:15:26 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8841 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

Okers.
I was like 8 at the time, and couldn't figure out why he was so upset.


8,845 posted on 01/30/2005 10:20:39 AM PST by Darksheare (Trolls beware, the icy hands of the forum wraith are behind you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8842 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

Lol!


8,846 posted on 01/30/2005 10:20:53 AM PST by Darksheare (Trolls beware, the icy hands of the forum wraith are behind you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8843 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

I hope my boys don't read this little section here. They're inventive enough as it is without adding explosive substances to the mix. (Who am I kidding? Their Dad made an IED out of a flashlight bulb.)


8,847 posted on 01/30/2005 10:22:06 AM PST by shezza
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8842 | View Replies]

To: shezza
ah, well, look at it this way: many of the components available in our misspent youths are no longer so easy to lay hands on.

go ahead and TRY to get a pound of KNO3 from your local pharmacy ;)

8,848 posted on 01/30/2005 10:24:27 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8847 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare; Eaker; Squantos; Travis McGee

that might have been the reason. I dunno.

on another note: what happens if you substitute ammonium nitrate for potassium nitrate in the conventional mix for black powdersolid rocket fuel?

I have long wondered, but never tried it.


8,849 posted on 01/30/2005 10:27:26 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8845 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

seriously!

Marv looked PERFECT


8,850 posted on 01/30/2005 10:27:58 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8846 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

last post?


8,851 posted on 01/30/2005 10:38:09 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8850 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

Well.. the propellant pellets from the powder bags my howitzer used were ammonium nitrate based.
Big yellow flame, and lots of odd smelling smoke that was strangely addictive.

Not sure what it would do in a rifle, shotgun, or pistol.
But in the howitzer, it burned really hot, and needed a primer stick that was five inches long.
(Cased ammo for 105mm howitzer. Brass casing and separate shell as opposed to the 155mm which uses bags hand loaded into the tube behind the round.)


8,852 posted on 01/30/2005 10:41:01 AM PST by Darksheare (Trolls beware, the icy hands of the forum wraith are behind you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8849 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

*chuckle*
I'll have to look into it.


8,853 posted on 01/30/2005 10:41:31 AM PST by Darksheare (Trolls beware, the icy hands of the forum wraith are behind you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8850 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

last post?
lost past?
sot splat?
pott lass?


8,854 posted on 01/30/2005 10:41:58 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8851 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

Nope.


8,855 posted on 01/30/2005 10:42:04 AM PST by tuliptree76
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8851 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

wasn't thinking of cannon - was thinking rockets.

been a loooooonnnnnnnnng time since I last messed around with homemade fizzbangers


8,856 posted on 01/30/2005 10:43:46 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8852 | View Replies]

To: tuliptree76

Toots!


8,857 posted on 01/30/2005 10:44:06 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8855 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

Try to get half of the stuff that came in every Chemistry Set that used to be a Christmas favorite.


8,858 posted on 01/30/2005 10:44:49 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8848 | View Replies]

To: King Prout; Darksheare; airborne; NicknamedBob

I like days where I go nowhere. It's nice to be able to bathe and put on pajamas. LOL!

I still have to dry my hair though...


8,859 posted on 01/30/2005 10:45:21 AM PST by tuliptree76
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8854 | View Replies]

To: airborne

yeah, I know.

odd, how the Nanny State has crept up on us.


8,860 posted on 01/30/2005 10:45:34 AM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8858 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 8,821-8,8408,841-8,8608,861-8,880 ... 36,221-36,239 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Smoky Backroom
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson