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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Darksheare

I love to drive...it's very relaxing...







(at least I'll be able to spell while you're gone...)


34,881 posted on 07/22/2005 12:43:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Darksheare
I bought a new bike. Here's a pic:


34,882 posted on 07/22/2005 12:48:02 PM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: Darksheare
I hate driving.

Heretic.

I love driving. Preferably late at night and doing Mach 3.

34,883 posted on 07/22/2005 12:50:37 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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To: Monkey Face

Not too bad. I'm annoyed that the kids got in the freezer and ate my grapes, though. Annoyed enough that we're having vegetables for supper! (If Der Prinz wants something else, he can get takeout!)


34,884 posted on 07/22/2005 12:53:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Dead Corpse

Ya know...I'm going to have that song in my head the rest of the day...thanks a lot...:o|


34,885 posted on 07/22/2005 12:53:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Poser

The color is good and it's better than a bicycle...kewl!


34,886 posted on 07/22/2005 12:55:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: tiamat

Good luck with the llamas! We were going to make blackberry cobbler again (for the Folk Society ice cream social) but the power company cut down all the shrubbery on the easement where we were picking them. Turkeys!

I guess we can buy berries at the Farmers' Market, but it's not the same!


34,887 posted on 07/22/2005 12:57:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Monkey Face

The only correct color for a bike is black. Unfortunately, all four of mine are blue. It's just fate.


34,888 posted on 07/22/2005 1:00:04 PM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: Poser

I wonder how that works...?

Do the bikes find you, or the other way around?

Most of the things in my house are blue and white, but not because I chose them. They happened to be available at the time I had the money and the opportunity. I guess they were meant to be here, like your bikes were meant to be yours. (I will probably wake up in the middle of the night with this as a burning question...)

:o|


34,889 posted on 07/22/2005 1:05:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face; Poser

.... Blue is my favorite color...

*wanders off to make more random statements
to the potted palm in the corner*


34,890 posted on 07/22/2005 1:32:09 PM PDT by Darkchylde (The Second Teacher of Noterierty and Lies, my brother's the first)
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To: Darkchylde

Blue is also my favorite color, but I prefer turquoise, or teal and anything in between. My house is mostly royal, navy and white with a little light blue. It works...I've never gotten tired of it...:o]

(But then I like bright magenta, neon lime green and neon orange, not to mention 'ho' red as my next choices...)


34,891 posted on 07/22/2005 1:37:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, I like black, blue, red & silver. I like crimson or "blood"
red (a deep, rich red). For blue I like ice or cobalt blue.

Sadly, my room is this pale... buttermilk yellow type color.
I hate it, it's been the same color as long as I've lived here.


34,892 posted on 07/22/2005 1:43:46 PM PDT by Darkchylde (The Second Teacher of Noterierty and Lies, my brother's the first)
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To: SandyInSeattle
We got our air conditioner installed yesterday, and bought a convertible over the weekend, which pretty much guarantees snow by next week. :-)

Fair enough. The skis are where I can get to them quickly... *\;-)

34,893 posted on 07/22/2005 1:44:28 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Kyoto: Split Atoms, not Wood)
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To: Monkey Face

HEE hee hee...I wasn't aware of the existence of this particular nook.


34,894 posted on 07/22/2005 1:46:13 PM PDT by Terriergal (What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

Oh .. yes.. erm. well. I MEANT to do that. :-)


34,895 posted on 07/22/2005 1:46:44 PM PDT by Terriergal (What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
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To: Darkchylde

I had to dress up my bedroom...It's red and white during the winter and red, white and blue in the summer. And I use a lot of mirrors to make the rooms look bigger.

I actually like all colors (almost) but I do have my favorites!


34,896 posted on 07/22/2005 1:58:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Terriergal; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; King Prout; freedom2003; international american; All

Wellden! Welcome, and please make yourself comfortable and plan to stay a while! We have a fully stocked bar, an excellent gym, and the kitchen is always open!

Just don't go into the lower levels without a guide...we aren't sure what's down there...


34,897 posted on 07/22/2005 2:04:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face

My room is just.... yellow. I'm not a fan of yellow.
I actually had to move a bunch of things out of my
room 'cause it's so small. Mirrors wouldn't help much.


34,898 posted on 07/22/2005 2:05:50 PM PDT by Darkchylde (The Second Teacher of Noterierty and Lies, my brother's the first)
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To: Terriergal

I'd rather be lucky than good ;)


34,899 posted on 07/22/2005 2:08:22 PM PDT by Dawsonville_Doc (Moving to NC as fast as I can...)
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To: freedumb2003; All

DANG! (Darks is back...)


34,900 posted on 07/22/2005 2:08:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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