I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[Dead Corpse]

OH SH*T!!! Did my invisibility spell wear off?

I'm gonna need to borrow those drapes until I can figure out where I left my shorts....

[Darksheare]

I'm here, just burned a CD for later.

[Hi Heels]

That was the single rudest poster I've ever seen. "I'm the queen of the thread! Do not soil my threadland! It is a pure threadland! I am brilliant and you are silly! Begone silly invaders of my threadland."

Good Gawd.

[tiamat]

He was around earlier.

Probably shedding the virus again.

[Temple Owl]

Hen with one chick?

What did one chick say to another chick when their mother hen laid an orange instead of an egg?
"Look at the orange marmalade!"

[trussell]

Enjoy your trip...I will keep you in my prayers.

[Monkey Face]

Yes, your invisibility wore off. All you have to do is drink some more of that stuff, and you won't need to find your shorts!

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Yes, Darks, I KNOW oyu are here!

[Monkey Face]

Actually, she called us "idiots."

I say, it takes one to know one...

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

I'm sorry...I can't think of any jokes for you...at least, not that I can post...;o]

[Darksheare]

LOL, that bad?
Hmmm... I guess the typo infection can get worse.
First I have seen of that, so you are 'index patient' of this unique event.
If anything else develops, I will have to begin documenting the typo virus infection progression.

[Temple Owl]

that's OK, I have a million of them. Some of them we cannot use in polite company.
Aw what the hell!
Why did the pervert cross the road?

because his d!ck was stuck in the chicken.

[Monkey Face]

I don't know about anyone else, but it's good to see you back here!

you've been missed! :o]

[Monkey Face]

It's always bad with me...especially when you just lurk...

[Darksheare]

Hmm..
I must admit that I have noticed that.
Truly odd.

[Darkchylde]

Well.... perhaps it's 'cause you have bad aim. ;-)

It's his fault I'm here right now. He pinged me.

[Dead Corpse]

Play that funky music White Boy...

Marilyn Manson- The Reflecting God

Your world is an ashtray
We burn and coil like cigarettes
The more you cry your ashes turn to mud
It's the nature of the leeches, the virgin's Feeling cheated
You've only spent a second of your life
My world is unaffected, there is an exit here
I say it is and then it's true,
There is a dream inside a dream,
I'm wide awake the more I sleep
You'll understand when I'm dead
I went to god just to see, and I was looking at me
Saw heaven and hell were lies
When I'm god everyone dies

Scar/can you feel my power?
Shoot here and the world gets smaller
Scar/scar/can you feel my power?
One shot and the world gets smaller

Let's jump upon the sharp swords
And cut away our smiles
Without the threat of death
There's no reason to live at all
My world is unaffected, there is an exit here
I say it is and then it's true,
There is a dream inside a dream,
I'm wide awake the more I sleep
You'll understand when I'm dead

[Bridge]
[Chorus]

"Each thing i show you is a piece of my death"
Shoot
shoot
shoot motherf*ck*r
No salvation,
no forgiveness
"This is beyond your experience"
Forgiveness...
Forgiveness...
Forgiveness...
Forgiveness...

[Monkey Face]

Kindred spirits...

[Darksheare]

Yes.
I will be heading out to do the car insurance.
*sigh*
I hate driving.

[Darksheare]

It is usually my fault anyway.
Hold down the fort, I'm heading out.