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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Lady Jag; Monkey Face

Thanks for buying my book!

I'm trying to get the other books into publication.

Most recent change is that now folks can request my book at their local bookstore, and the bookstore can discover they won't lose money by ordering it.

Hopefully, my bootstrap theory will start working just anytime now...

(I wasn't offended, but I gotta go -- it's storming again!)


34,101 posted on 07/16/2005 3:06:06 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Tax-chick
You sure get losers for mayor!

Yeah, and then they go into politics. ;-)

34,102 posted on 07/16/2005 3:09:47 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Temple Owl

LOL


34,103 posted on 07/16/2005 3:11:25 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: NicknamedBob

If you saw this place, you would have no doubt that a monster bookworm lives here. It's not toys or clothes all over the house, it's books, and I get to them all eventually.

What other stuff have you written?

Good luck with that storm.


34,104 posted on 07/16/2005 3:14:36 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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To: NicknamedBob
So what then is normal? Normal is harboring the delusion that the world makes sense, and that you will reap an ultimate reward for good behavior. It's actually a useful delusion as it is the only thing that leads to happiness, but it's really quite weird, ya know?

That is exactly where I am.

34,105 posted on 07/16/2005 3:14:46 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

LOL - that's a good one.


34,106 posted on 07/16/2005 3:17:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I wasn't always like this.)
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To: Darksheare
Unfortunately no, there seems to be some strange territorial aggression thing going on.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Wolves are very territorial. Gee, I'm sorry about your affliction.

I'm just going to check and see when's the next full moon.

34,107 posted on 07/16/2005 3:18:12 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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To: Lady Jag

You wrote that yourself? lol.


34,108 posted on 07/16/2005 3:19:01 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Lady Jag

Nope...I have DSL, so lay 'em on me!


34,109 posted on 07/16/2005 3:22:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; All

Yes, we cannot leave without you and your larder!


34,110 posted on 07/16/2005 3:23:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Monkey Face
I don't know what everyone is going on about....I often post and have to refresh a couple of times before it shows up. It's been happening for over a year, I would say.

All of a sudden everyone else seems to be noticing it. Hmm.

34,111 posted on 07/16/2005 3:24:25 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

That's because last Sunday, we couldn't post at all, and couldn't even get into FR. Then when we finally could, it would be 45 minutes or more between the time you posted to the time it showed up. Or it would give some odd number like Post number 33587 out of 33582. So we complained. It's much better today!

;o]


34,112 posted on 07/16/2005 3:27:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Darksheare
aerokroil...

Eh?

34,113 posted on 07/16/2005 3:28:00 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Nope. Stole it. Stole it before I found the secret to not having to steal it.


34,114 posted on 07/16/2005 3:42:37 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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To: NicknamedBob
Most recent change is that now folks can request my book at their local bookstore, and the bookstore can discover they won't lose money by ordering it.

Oh, now you make that change. ;-)

34,115 posted on 07/16/2005 3:56:11 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Monkey Face

Personally, I think a catcus would have made for a much better-and needless to say, unique-team logo, but that's just me.

:7)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

34,116 posted on 07/16/2005 4:09:00 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Yah...well, that's Phoenix. This is Tucson. I vote for cactus, too!

:o]


34,117 posted on 07/16/2005 4:11:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Lady Jag; NicknamedBob; fanfan; Darksheare
They're running "The Joke Show"-taped last year in Minnesota-on 820(WNYC) right now.

Liberal humor...

(Audible groan.)

It's times like these that I wish I still owned a television set.

:(

34,118 posted on 07/16/2005 4:12:13 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Lady Jag
"What other stuff have you written? "

You mean besides the hundreds of poems with which I have cluttered up Free Republic? Well...

Outlandish! ... Fairhome, a world isolated in space and time, where women rule, and men -- there are none! Just a poor but useful substitute... (You know about this.)

The Day of Magic Rain ... Change has come to Fairhome. But is the Race of Women ready to rejoin the Human Race? ... (This is still unpulished, the sequel to above.)

Action! ... A tale that mind-bendingly mixes everyday reality with science fictional unreality, as the Future comes to the Present! ... (This is also unpublished, but both are written!)


And a couple of short stories ...At the AIport

and Your Weight and Fortune.

34,119 posted on 07/16/2005 4:26:35 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Monkey Face

Another team logo choice that I never quite grasped was the mascot for the U. of Arizona.

Wouldn't devils feel more comfortable in Nevada?

:))

34,120 posted on 07/16/2005 4:28:47 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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