I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[sionnsar]

Someone else said it, but I'll say it again; "If dogs don't go to heaven I want to go where the dogs are."

We had a shepherd/coyote mix that held just such a special place in our hearts. Gone 11 years now.

[bad company]

We had a shepherd/coyote mix that held just such a special place in our hearts. Gone 11 years now

It's just amazing the effect these animals have in our lives.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Us, silly?

[sionnsar]

Yes, it is.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I wrote this back in the summer about Laura Earl's Mainecoon Cat KC who had been with her for 17 or 18 years and part of my life for 6 years. He had to be helped along the way and I stayed with him as the vet sent him home. It applies to any cherished pet. Hope you like it.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1165589/posts?page=14#14

[Temple Owl]

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

[Stag]

It is a wonderful new morning in the UT thread 2.0

Birds singing, children laughing, the sun gloriously bathing the world in a warm golden glow

Remarkable really, how picturesque it is…suddenly, on the horizon a small shape appears …running toward the gathered crowd of people occupying the UT 2.0.

Tiamat remarks, almost to herself,..”Why it is that small feral child again”

Sionnsar looks up from his work table, glances over his shoulder and walks closer. Placing the binoculars he bought on recent trip to Key West confirms Tiamat’s assertion.

Crowds began to gather and look at the child … running ever closer…like a gazelle…leaping over anything that is in his way … flora and fauna alike…. His speed is such that it appears he is almost floating over the landscape.

“I know that kid”… Dead Corpse pushes his way through the throng to the front….” I think I have a jpeg of him somewhere” crossing his arms and continues to stare outward at the child.

A call from the library window, it is Monkey Face she is gazing into a telescope…”He’s carrying an envelope”

Conspiracy Guy, skeptical, turns his back and goes back to what he was doing, mumbling something about the kid being some weird stranger.

NicknamedBob, hardhat on and clipboard in hand just finishing his latest tally of all things UT…strolls over to join the throng..”Is he getting closer? Seems like he’s been running for hours…”

The Darks – both ‘Sheare and ‘Chylde both laugh ‘darkly’….”Oh he is getting closer…be careful what you wish for NicknamedBob”

A CA Guy ambles over, pulls out his pistol and eyes it lovingly…”He’s not a divorce attorney, is he?”

A raucous laugh flows from the back of the crowd …”Of course not …he’s too young...” As she reaches A CA Guy, Tuliptree76 hands him a beer…

”Here try this” A CA Guy takes a sip and nods his head in approval as he reholsters his weapon.

Suddenly…the child is upon them…barely panting…showing no ill effects of his long run…he takes the envelope and hands it to Tuliptree76…

”He said to bring it here…to you all”…

Her blonde hair sparkling in the light she knowingly takes the envelope and begins to open it…suddenly the child begins to laugh maniacally and runs back the way he came.

Tuliptree76 shrugs…“Whatever” and continues to open the envelope…she finds a small glass ampule marked…’Open’ … she gazes around at the others ... perhaps seeking advice what to do, perhaps as a warning not to interfere. Regardless the ampule is cracked with a quick motion and its contents spill on the rich, dark earth.

As if by magic a plant begins to sprout and grow at an accelerated rate…astonishingly fast…everyone moves back when a large pod suddenly grow off the main stalk. The pod begins to wiggle and shake, getting more violent with each second that passes when a split appears in its tough husk…from inside fingers reach out and grab the edges of the husk and widen the breach…a foot emerges and then the rest of the body, when everyone sees the face of the person a loud cry escapes from the crowd…”IT’S STAG!!!!”

Hi Everyone…so this is the new place?!?! Took me awhile to find it

[bad company]

I love it. I truly love it. I'll share it with my wife when she gets home.

[Dead Corpse]

Hi-ya Stag...

[Conspiracy Guy]

You dang pod people get lost so easily!

[Stag]

Want a pod to place next to your bed??? They're free!!!

[Stag]

That is a great picture

[Conspiracy Guy]

Glad you like it.

[tiamat]

Ha cha cha cha....

[NicknamedBob]

Hey, cool!

Hey, guys! Stag got himself a new Ipod.


By the way, here's a towel.

[Dead Corpse]

Friends of mine found it on the web somewhere....

[Stag]

**Stag blushes**

Knew I forgot something...thanks

[Conspiracy Guy]

Sure. I don't sleep so no big deal.

[Stag]

They are great in salads, with a bit of balsamic...taste a bit like cucumber

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'm not a salad person. I use the pods as cattle feed.