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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Monkey Face

"Chihuahua"

Thanks, Mama.

I knew it!!

My memory retrieval system is not what it used to be.

Gonna say good night to all now.

Have a safe trip, Mama.


1,941 posted on 01/01/2005 7:28:35 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: tiamat
Silly little cat, would go and bat at Tansy's snout. ....And Tansy would simply lie down on the kitty. And then let her up.

:smile: Too cute.

1,942 posted on 01/01/2005 7:29:10 PM PST by Petronski (You got the biggest heart...sometimes I think your just too good for me...)
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To: Blast_Master

"Yes you can, but stop calling me Shirley."

Welcome to the Undead Thread, Part II, Blast_Master! But be warned...you may not want to leave...


1,943 posted on 01/01/2005 7:30:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Petronski

It was all good.


1,944 posted on 01/01/2005 7:33:20 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tiamat

Ping for VE and VJ day.


1,945 posted on 01/01/2005 7:34:57 PM PST by NicknamedBob (What is this thread about? | ZOT! Because We Can! | Bride of the Undead Thread | Moving | Last Post)
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To: Monkey Face; Blast_Master

What 'Face says.

More like "Hotel California".


1,946 posted on 01/01/2005 7:35:20 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ummmm.... I'm clueless?

VE?

VJ?

Are we landing on a beach somewhere?


1,947 posted on 01/01/2005 7:36:42 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tiamat

The post number was 1945.

Victory was established in Europe that year, followed by Victory over Japan.

V-E and V-J, 1945.


1,948 posted on 01/01/2005 7:39:11 PM PST by NicknamedBob (What is this thread about? | ZOT! Because We Can! | Bride of the Undead Thread | Moving | Last Post)
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To: Baraonda

$7000 for my little shack this year *lol*


1,949 posted on 01/01/2005 7:39:17 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: tiamat

I had a little monkey once.. poor chap died chocking on his own vomit during a bar mitzvah, most unpleasant.


1,950 posted on 01/01/2005 7:41:23 PM PST by Blast_Master
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To: NicknamedBob

ROFLMAO!
Okay!

so i was SORT of in there!

That's all I could think of!

Just missed the thread count!


1,951 posted on 01/01/2005 7:41:54 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Blast_Master
Greetings from the ghost of 'jjfate'

I am the undead! I walk eternal through the 'Undead Thread!

1,952 posted on 01/01/2005 7:41:58 PM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close and safe.)
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To: tiamat

"...I don't usually like small dogs, but i LOVED the little guy from the "Taco Bell" commercials!
:-)"

(He was actually a female, as are most TV dogs, as they are easier to train.)


1,953 posted on 01/01/2005 7:42:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: airborne

I think that how Spanky (my little monkey) looked when his spirit left his little monkey bodie.


1,954 posted on 01/01/2005 7:44:07 PM PST by Blast_Master
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To: Monkey Face

Thank you for telling me!

Caitlin bought me a stuffed toy of "him".... you press his tummy, and he says , "Yo Quiro Taco Bell!"


And i have a t-shirt that says, "Here, lizard, lizard, lizard...."

( Old campaign! )


1,955 posted on 01/01/2005 7:46:07 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Baraonda

Thanks, you!

You're quite a guy! I will be on tomorrow for a while, but most likely only long enough to say my good-byes to everyone...for a few days!

;-)


1,956 posted on 01/01/2005 7:46:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: cyborg
$7000 for my little shack this year *lol*

In taxes? Good Lord!

In my little neck of Penn's Woods, $7,000/yr can get you the whole house! Certainly a nice Cape on half an acre can be had for $600/mo. Taxes on that property would be about $900/year.

1,957 posted on 01/01/2005 7:46:39 PM PST by Petronski (You got the biggest heart...sometimes I think your just too good for me...)
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To: Petronski

Now you know why my mom wants to move. However, we have no mortgage so we're not going anywhere right now *LOL* Somehow we manage to pay the taxes every year. I can't say the same for the other fifty percent of the resident of this place.


1,958 posted on 01/01/2005 7:47:47 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: Blast_Master

"I had a little monkey once.. poor chap died chocking on his own vomit during a bar mitzvah, most unpleasant."

GAH!!!


1,959 posted on 01/01/2005 7:48:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Blast_Master

Wasn't a very good bar mitzvah, then!


1,960 posted on 01/01/2005 7:48:46 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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