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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Dead Corpse

I saw Eric Estrada in the First Interstate Bank in North Hollywood...NICE.."wallet"!

About on a par with James Brolins' :o]


18,341 posted on 04/01/2005 6:59:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Dead Corpse

They NEVER vomit on Mommy unless Mommy is dressed in her very best evening dress...


18,342 posted on 04/01/2005 7:00:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: fanfan

Er..a girl is entitled to keep SOME secrets...;o]


18,343 posted on 04/01/2005 7:01:57 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: fanfan

"...Lets start the wrassalin now. lady!"


I like to arm wrassel...I'm pretty good at it...*snort*


18,344 posted on 04/01/2005 7:03:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: fanfan

Last I looked, Mel had a good-lookin' "wallet" too...so does Tom Selleck...


18,345 posted on 04/01/2005 7:04:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

I meet a lot of epople here...usually, I'm here during the day, and everyone else is here at night. But tonight, I didn't even get home until 1800...that's about six hours too long to be with my brother...

Oh. And my brother and his wife said "hello, whoever you are!"


18,346 posted on 04/01/2005 7:07:02 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: fanfan

I'm doing fine, now, girl, thanks. I'm home and life is good.


18,347 posted on 04/01/2005 7:10:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

"(...I'm imagining corn chip smelling flatulance...)"

You must be all alone with your corn chips, then. My cat, Hobbes, would scratch your eye out. ;o]


18,348 posted on 04/01/2005 7:13:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: sionnsar; freedumb2003; NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Darksheare

Yep...I knew it. I come back to an empty castle. *sigh*

I'll be in the library if anyone wants me...


18,349 posted on 04/01/2005 7:19:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face

Sorry, 'Face, and all,

I'm off on a weekend trip. I'll have to post another update when I return.

Ta-ta!


18,350 posted on 04/01/2005 7:23:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)
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To: NicknamedBob

BE SAFE!


18,351 posted on 04/01/2005 7:30:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face
Hey! I just got here.

Where's the library?

18,352 posted on 04/01/2005 7:42:19 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Good night, Alice. :-)


18,353 posted on 04/01/2005 7:59:07 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I'm here...

Turn right as you enter the castle, and the library is the first archway on your left...

Books, huge fireplace, mulled or chilled wine, furs or fake furs...

I was on the phone so I'm sorry I was negligent in my hostess duties. *looking embarrassed*


18,354 posted on 04/01/2005 8:18:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi 'Face!


18,355 posted on 04/01/2005 8:20:11 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Hiya! Are you still here? *I hope?*


18,356 posted on 04/01/2005 8:47:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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To: hk409; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; Fedora; ...
Targets of oportunity in every direction! Fire and adjust!
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18,357 posted on 04/01/2005 8:47:33 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG -ret)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm here, but I'm going to go in a few minutes...I've had a headache all evening and it just doesn't want to go away.


18,358 posted on 04/01/2005 8:50:05 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Delta 21

LOL!
Be aware that there are friendlies intermixed among the real opus.
There are pseudo-opus out there...


18,359 posted on 04/01/2005 8:52:27 PM PST by Darksheare (Then, the villain in black pulled out a vaguely threatening.... coathanger? -Raiders of the Lost Ark)
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To: Delta 21; Opus; fanfan; tiamat; tuliptree76; Monkey Face; Conspiracy Guy; PreviouslyA-Lurker; ...
I'M LEAVING FREE REPUBLIC...while I take a nap.

SO THERE!

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

18,360 posted on 04/01/2005 8:53:15 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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