I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[tiamat]

I've been to Texas a couple of times...

I've always gotten along well with Texans.

[Darksheare]

Ah yes, the "Let's look harmless, maybe they'll be lulled into a false security so that we can rule the remote!" look.
Very tricky.

[Tax-chick]

If it were only the remote (which Tom used to reprogram the cable system for the whole street, but that's another story ...) ...

[Darksheare]

Eeep, sounds like full scale invasion.
The entire cable system, that's pretty impressive.

[NicknamedBob]

Tourist Trap

I had a Dream, No! Nightmare, true,
I feel compelled to tell to you,
To tell of Demons sent to sell,
A tourist trap that they call Hell.

They give out tokens, right and left,
To all the loved ones so bereft.
"Come now, child, we’ll ease your pain,
With a permanent form of Novocaine."

Like cops-with-quotas, they descend,
To hospices, where they intend,
To “Help the Dying”, which they do,
They’ve “helped along” now, quite a few.

“Why, that’s illegal!” You complain.
You must be late upon this train.
“It’s all above-board, quite correct,
(It’s in the Judge that you select!)”

Legality is the latest trend,
To disappear around the bend,
“Now that it’s legal to take a life,
Let’s guide the hand of the Surgeon’s knife.”

“You all line up in proper order,
We’ll show you mercy without quarter!
The blood will flow ‘til seas turn red,
And Nature rule in Human’s stead.”



NicknamedBob . . . March 31, 2005

[Tax-chick]

The customer-service guy from the cable company kept saying, "Nobody's ever done this before ..."

[Tax-chick]

Oooh, that's strong. Will have to look again tomorrow!

[Darksheare]

I think I've been there, horrible place, and it tends to move to where you're at.
(To the galleries)
So rest assured dear friends, if curious about what hell intends, sit quiet and wait because sooner rather than late, what it intends shall come to you.

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Hmmm, may modify that as the closer for The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Eeery, and quite funny to boot!

[NicknamedBob]

Anyone who wants to suggest that we need a court system like the one we've been hearing about, on the way to Mars, better put on his flame-proof suit before making the suggestion.

[international american]

Like WW3.

[NicknamedBob]

"...Glad the UT is here and still friendly."

I hope I didn't make it seem unfriendly.

[international american]

Not at all! I have been extremely busy today.
Not to mention the fact that I am in a pi$$ poor mood since this morning. That and 2 lawyers spent my afternoon
lying to me. I told one that if he wanted to continue lying, he need to retain a really good liar to cover for him.

[tuliptree76]

I hope I didn't make it seem unfriendly.

You didn't make it seem unfriendly, Bob.

[NicknamedBob]

I've wondered about that Jim Carrey movie, "Liar, Liar."

I like to think that if I had to spend a day unable to tell a lie, it would take me a week to discover it.

[tuliptree76]

I still haven't seen that movie yet.

Good night!

[tiamat]

NicknamedBob wrote:



I hope I didn't make it seem unfriendly.

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Bob, you are fine.

I have definate views on the whole mess, but unlike some people on FR, I can disagree and not resort to hurling invective or calling names.

Civility has left most of FR.

And yes, IA, like WW3.

[Tax-chick]

Morning, all. My time is about up for the day, already :-). Heavy fog here this morning.

[tiamat]

Good Morning!

Be careful driving if you ned to go out, please!

[fanfan]

Hi Harmless and all,

Sorry about closing the bar last night, but with teenagers, I don't usually get on the computer after 6pm.

Come back this afternoon, and I'll make you a nice one.;-)