why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Closing Credit Music.

Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)

1st Verse

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!

2nd Verse

When I get to Zot City,
I’ll be wearing an earring.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away cause I’m nothing.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every , Two Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.

Conspiracy Guy 2/20/04

721 posted on 07/01/2004 4:51:51 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: KangarooJacqui

It is a stubborn thread. I just posted closing credit music.

722 posted on 07/01/2004 4:56:19 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Hey, that could be MY theme song!

Kangaroo Jacqui, formerly The Quiet American...

723 posted on 07/01/2004 4:57:11 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

To: KangarooJacqui

Your aren't a troll.

724 posted on 07/01/2004 4:59:28 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: Fedora; Conspiracy Guy

"So far I've ID'd we four who can kill threads almost instantly by merely being on them. (My thread killing powers are weird. Fedora has a theory about them..)"

I'm here now, so this thread is officially "dead as Elvis".

Time for prune juws.

725 posted on 07/01/2004 5:00:43 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen

To: Conspiracy Guy

I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.

Zot City I’m a bum.

Bwaaahahaha!

726 posted on 07/01/2004 5:02:06 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen

To: Vigilantcitizen

727 posted on 07/01/2004 5:02:59 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: Vigilantcitizen

Good song ain't it? We need to get it recorded and make it a standard Viking Kitties post.

728 posted on 07/01/2004 5:04:19 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Good song ain't it? We need to get it recorded and make it a standard Viking Kitties post.

Bump.

729 posted on 07/01/2004 5:05:50 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen

To: Conspiracy Guy

I'm not a troll NOW - but there was a time when folks here felt different...

I could look up the thread, but the references have probably been removed anyway. But I didn't have a very auspicious debut here, that's for sure. (And I don't mean just when I "appeared" on my husband's obituary thread - actually Jim and the mods decided to let me back in, and they first gave me back my first name, until they realised that someone had suggested I commit suicide (precisely what my husband ended up doing). So I got back the name I made up as a spur-of-the-moment joke, and was zotted under before ever posting. (Hence my signup date being nine months or so before my first post.)

730 posted on 07/01/2004 5:07:11 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

To: Vigilantcitizen

I wrote a John Kerry Version with slightly different words.

John Kerry (sung to the tune of Surf City)

1st Verse

John Kerry’s like Al Gore.

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm dumb as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And I’ll vote for John Kerry
Cause he is the one.
Yeah I’ll vote for John Kerry
I don’t own a gun.
And when I vote for John Kerry
I don't want a job.
I'll just Vote for John Kerry,
And remain a slob, Now.
John Kerry’s like Al Gore!

2nd Verse

When I vote for John Kerry,
It’s because I’m not thinkin.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
I hate my mom and my dad,
My brain is rotten and stinkin.
(John Kerry he’s the one.)
I have no logic at all,
Don’t make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And I’ll vote for John Kerry
Cause he is the one.
Yeah I’ll vote for John Kerry
I don’t own a gun.
And when I vote for John Kerry
I don't want a job.
I'll just Vote for John Kerry,
And remain a slob, Now.
John Kerry’s like Al, John Kerry’s like Al Go o ore!
Ah ouuuuuuuuh ah ouhh ah ouuuuuuuuh

Conspiracy Guy 3/5/4

731 posted on 07/01/2004 5:09:06 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: KangarooJacqui

Rough start. How is the weather today?

732 posted on 07/01/2004 5:11:32 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: KangarooJacqui; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy

Hey...what are my JUSTAMY friends doing on this crazy thread?

733 posted on 07/01/2004 5:11:37 AM PDT by PGalt

To: Conspiracy Guy

How is the weather today?

I wish it would rain. /sarcasm

Again.

734 posted on 07/01/2004 5:15:11 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen

To: PGalt; MeekOneGOP

Round round post around,
We post around, yeah.
Post around round round,
We post around.

We post around,
Cause it's sound.
We hit any thread,
Make sure the trolls are dead.

735 posted on 07/01/2004 5:15:29 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: Vigilantcitizen

Rain. I'll send you rain. Unless you're in Texas.

736 posted on 07/01/2004 5:16:32 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: KangarooJacqui

You were married to "Trapped in Liberal Hell"?

Damn, I didn't know that. My sincere condolences.

BTW...Bad a$$ tat ya got there.

737 posted on 07/01/2004 5:17:51 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen

Buh-bye, troll.

I just had to get in on this one.

738 posted on 07/01/2004 5:18:51 AM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino •)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Proof positive a thread can live on a thumping gizzard...

739 posted on 07/01/2004 5:24:40 AM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")

Professor Fate: You cheated! Cheated! I hate you! I refuse to accept! I won't win any way but my way, you've ruined my reputation, do you hear?! You I hate! You and your hair that's always combed, your suit is always white, your car is always clean! I refuse to accept! I challenge you to another race! P>

740 posted on 07/01/2004 5:27:43 AM PDT by P.O.E.

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